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as some of u may or may not have heard..this wrestler guy killed his wife, his kid, and himself the other day. this is quite interested as he had alot of money and shit..and could have got another chick to blow him in a minute if his wife left him…

I don’t get this guy…but either way..crazy ass frenchman..good thing i’m goin to montreal in a couple days..haha wait for pics of hot montreal broads coming.. that’ll be good shit fuckers

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benoit in happier times when he’s not killing children or hanging himself :)

27 Jun 2007

Say it ain’t so BENOIT!!!

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: WWE

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Who would have believed it, this lesbo cow is being endorsed by BOB fucking Barker to host the price is right after he starts shitting too much dust during the show that his extra absorbant depends won’t soak up…its incredible really…i mean..this bitch, Rosie i mean, she couldn’t even make it on that fucking show the view..and all she had to do is sit there and agree with 3 other dimwitted twats…she is a pig..really..how is this retard famous and i’m not…i can fuck chicks and fling shit into crowds too..but i would do it with more style and much more COCK than she could pull off…

And another thing is…. i agree with the synopsis the Perple J gave on paris and buddy there…why can’t these people just thank god that life shit them a winner and respect that… i mean..how many bottom feeders like paris,that if left in the world and asked to fend for themselves, could actually survive without sucking dick and hooping cocks? not bloody fucking many niggaz…not too bloody fucking many…

i would like to see paris hilton get a college degree..even in history..that would impress the Black Xmas…

till next time world, suck it up..and wipe ur ass after u shit..i did..thats how mc hammer was born..

BX

17 Jun 2007

THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!!!!

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Uncategorized

Paris Hilton and Joe Francis are both multi-fuckin-millionaire’s, Paris took the old fashion route and inherited her money whereas Joe (girls gone wild creator) worked hard for his cash by filming hot 18 yr olds flashing there tits. Regardless, I cannot stop laughing about how despite how well they are off these two pricks are financially, they are both sitting in a fucking jail cell.
Joe is in Jail in Florida cuz he pissed a judge off and when he gets out he faces tax evasion charges and multiple charges of filming under age girls

Paris is of course in jail for being one of the dumbest fucks to ever walk on this planet (although i’d still hit it)…apparently she has found God tho in jail so she won’t be sucking on a different cock / clit every other night, we’ll see about that…I hope they both get raped with a broomstick…although paris may like that.

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Paris Hilton & Joe Francis Coked Out In Ibiza during Happier Times

15 Jun 2007

Paris Hilton, Joe Francis, Jail, Funny Shit

Author: Perple Jesus | Filed under: Pop Culture

Hello hello….. fuck…shit….  I came across this today..i was not aware..it was sent to your mom:

Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day 

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend…just as I’ve done. 

 

I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself… 

 

You hang in there sunshine, you’re fucking special. 

 

indeed….u are special..u and ur drippin from the snatch, liberal tree hugging asses…

i’ve had enough of u  today…i’m drinkin…

 

and if any stripper/models wanna be photo’ed for the site let me knonw at opulantcanine@hotmail.com

attach a pic…of ur junk bitches

 

kba

 

1 Jun 2007

Early to Bed…get some sleep bitch Kleevon

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit