I’ve Got A……

Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 23 of October 2007 at 2:30 pm

hello hello…how ur heads doin? thats great…i don’t really care..but i’m glad that u all could pull urselves away from all ur problems to read about what really matters…scapegoating…let me explain…

Does anyone else ever see those commercials where some has “an irritable bowel” or anything else where the mass media/advertisers and society has pluralized a personal problem into a socially acceptable , almost normal issue. like really.. ” i have AN irritable bowel”??? no…u don’t have AN irritable bowel..YOUR asshole…YOUR PERSONAL ASSHOLE…is fucked…cuz i don’t have AN irritable bowel and no one i know does…we all take shits frequently and with great pride :D

now..they got these panties on tv for bitches that u wear when ur drippin’ from the snatch (discarding eggs) and then u throw them away…well isnt that convenient???? men have been trying to throw our gitch away forever..but they make our boxers too expensive.. is there anything that they won’t mass produce for women? Answer: No ….cuz the average compliant woman will buy anything that helps them deal with their junk when its red river time….

Did u know in certain african tribes they lock women on the rag up in huts for a week when they are bleeding…they..in their jungle monkey knowledge, say that “evil spirits” emit from them when its aunt flo time…now..whos telling them that they are wrong for doin that??? go for it…u’ll get a poison tipped blow dart in the face….we could learn something from these people…i mean..we allow women, who are mostly emotionally and mentally unstable to begine with, to go to work and interact with society when they get the “period”…these mutha fuckas just lock em in a hut…that sounds like a better option to me… seriously…who needs to put up with that…fuckin liberal gay loving gimps…

anyway…i’m gonna have a period…a period of eating chicken wings in about 2 hrs ..hehehe….fuckin hell…kba

BX

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Category: Advice, Irritable bowel syndrome, periods

Sharking is the Shit…

Posted By Perple Jesus on Monday, 15 of October 2007 at 12:52 pm

I don’t know if any of you fucks have heard of sharking before but if you haven’t its funny as hell.  It started in Japan (go figure…crazy nips) and has just made its way to Europe and is catching on.  It is highly illegal so I don’t recommend doing it yourself but it is very entertaining to watch thats for sure…basically guys sneak up on hot chicks in a public place and rip down there shirts exposing their tits or whip down their pants (some go for the panties too which is ballzy) the shock and awe reaction from the girls is classic:

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Category: Random Shit

Never Seen A G-Whore before?

Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 12 of October 2007 at 4:09 pm

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Welcome to the weekend…just a side note …i dunno how good the strip clubs are where u are from..but where i live..we get tight little 19 yr old sluts in every week..its great..stupid bitches..lol

Back to the topic at hand…AL GORE?!?! this monkey is getting a nobel peace prize now for talking to the world about global warming..what the fuck ever..everyone knows this shits been goin on forever..but because this prick has the money to go around the world and talk about it he gets a peace prize… so by that rational..maybe i could get one of these nobel’s for my work in social realization and correction…cuz i do make this world a little more understandable by my analysis of the fucked up way society has become and give advice on how we as men can fix it…but no one listens to me cuz i’m not Al Gore or that african booty scratcher Dr. Phil… brutal..

So my druuugies, help me to help u…refer people to our site..me and the perple J do this for u..for our brothers who are sick of putting up with the shit… its almost revolutionary…except for the fact that this is all second nature to us…. we just wanna see peoples LOF (look on face) when we tell the them shit that no one else is man enough to say..even tho its the truth..so pass it along ya pussies …and for the people that do tell your friends/aquaitences…thank you…ur doing us and the world a great favor…

So fuck Al Gore…give me a peace prize…cuz i haven’t gone postal on some dumb fucks …yet lol..

porko dia…putanna

BX

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Category: Advice, Al Gore, Dr. Phil, global warming, nobel peace prize

There’s only 1 october????

Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 9 of October 2007 at 1:20 am

fucking right the BX is back…thanksgiving day in CANADA…the turkey was good..the head i got before supper was even better…but i digress…

so heres a little story about the “only 1 october” that fag dane cook talks about on the commercials for the baseball playoffs…currently..as i’m writing this..i’m watching the yankees/indians game on TBS or Peachtree TV..whatever the fuck they call themselves…i think its one in the daytime and the other at night..fucking ted turner…

ANYWAY…..they know how to shitter up the playoffs like no other station..they have 3 bucketheads…including some guy named chip and tony gwynn..the fat ass from the padres like 10 yrs ago…doing the announcing…now i dunno what the hell kinda contraband ted turner is pumping into his veins or if its the fact that he;s getting to be about a century old…but what the fuck ted…did u at least listen to these guys before u put them to work..sometimes they say the stupidest shit goin…or they just remain silent…which is preferable… cuz they suck goat ass…for real..

i mean fox takes over for the next series thank god..get terry bradshaw in there..i mean even tho he dosen’t know shit all about baseball…he at least is entertaining..these guys make drying paint seem like a great time…fucking twats!!!

by the way..don’t u love the way in this age of so called Political Correctness…that there are teams like the the Indians and Yankees still around…ted must love that cuz i’m sure he’s a true southern gentleman that hates niggaz….

anyway…i’ll be updating the site more often now..so will my bro the Perple J cuz if he dosen’t i’ll kick his gook ass..(just kidding..he’s not gooker lol)

war..what is it good for..george bush’s pocket..

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this is the hand i will slap u with ted turner…u old money grubbing prick
BX out…

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Category: George Bush, MLB, New York Yankees, Random Shit, TBS, Ted Turner

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