It Was DARK AS FUCK On The STREETZ….

Posted By blackXmas on Thursday, 20 of December 2007 at 6:23 am

my hands were all bloody…from punchin’ on the concrete…god damn homie..my minds’ playin’ tricks on me….

Now if u can imagine some black dwarf raps that on an album by The Ghetto Boys…

its called “My mind’s playin’ tricks on me” but me and the perp-atrator call it “Dark As Fuck” its possibly the best line a nigga ever wrote..or done wrote…to use the parlance of our times….dude…

anyway..keep the pics coming to opulantcanine@hotmail.com ladies..this bitch is hot right n’eare (here in cartman-speak)…

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NOW THAT’S A TIGHT ASS….

Have a very Black X-mas…

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FUCK “UPS”

Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 18 of December 2007 at 8:16 pm

how about this shit..u all have probably seen that UPS commercial ” what can brown do for u?” heres an answer..FUCK U OVER AND WASTE UR LIFE…

example..i’m getting this new phone from my cell company…deadly phone..that LG SHINE its sweet..anyway…first i order it..then the fucking snow comes….everything stops for a day..thats ok..no big deal.. then i call the phone company..they check the order..say its gonna be here between 9 am and 5 pm local time..i say fine…so then its like 3 pm and i call ups directly..they say between 8 am and 8 pm local time….

ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS….a 12 hr window…remember that other part of the UPS commercial when the packages actually control where the truck goes..how supposedly they gps every package somehow? well thats TOTAL BULLSHIT…the bitch on the phone said nothing when i asked her about that..its just “IN TRANSIT” thats fucking nice cuz i have 12 hrs to sit around and wait for a phone..what a joke…..i’d kill those jerks….people have died for less
Bx

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Category: LG Shine, Random Shit, UPS

Merry Xmas

Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 11 of December 2007 at 1:39 am

happy holidays fuckeroo’s …my tree , she’s a thirsty..

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thats some good shit eh..i like it fuckin’ lots…merry cockanauh…

Bx

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Category: Booze, Christmas Tree, Random Shit, Xmas

I like snow, ho….

Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 7 of December 2007 at 7:03 pm

well thank god the perple J is picking up the slack this week..i’ve been really fucking dropping the ball….just on a hard bender…its all good tho…thank me (god) that my brotha “the perp” knows when I need to just get shitfaced for a week and takes care of all u cunts….

so he posted some funny pics …i like em… u should too..or you’re a carp…

CARP (noun): 1. a bottom feeding sick fish that eats any shit given to it. 2. Everyone that dosen’t like my site. eg. You are a CARP if u don’t like the shit we spew forth on theblackxmas.com.

So given that i’ve almost been out of it…i better come back..cuz as all u know “every time i get out, they pull me back in”…. pacino rules…

is it me or does anyone else wanna just ram a porn star in the mouth? i think i should do that..and tape it for ya’s…

oh ya..got another tit pic from one of my female fans…gotta love it..nice set of tits..check it out ;)

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Funny Shit Friday

Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 7 of December 2007 at 1:29 pm

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Check Out The New Burner-Taylor Made Driver…

Posted By Perple Jesus on Thursday, 6 of December 2007 at 5:27 am

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Hard To Find Xmas Gifts…

Posted By Perple Jesus on Monday, 3 of December 2007 at 8:06 pm

damn these fucking things are hard to come by

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