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Archive for February, 2009

Well hello…its Vag-en-tines day again….everybody rejoice…$50 flowers…flowers…$50 bucks…wtf…. lol

Lucky for all of you I have found the perfect valentines day theme song… its the running inner monologue any normal guy has while enduring something like valentines day, anniversaries….etc..

enjoy my friends…..la la la la la Pasquale!!!!

13 Feb 2009

It’s the VALENTINE’S DAY Special!!!!!!!

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit

Bx, ur old friend..is back again..bask in my reflective glory…i have a few new insights into this terrible, twisted, man hating, pro estrogen world we live in..and how we can make it a better place…

#1 fantasia parties…
WHAT THE FUCK…SERIOUSLY… women get together in “parties” and buy dildos and the like… even married women? seriously..u wanna get off..u get a man..i mean sure..buy one to stick in ur ass when ur getting nailed by a guy..but seriously..thats just retarded..is there anything women won’t spend money on…i mean..sex is something virtually any woman can get at any time..so unless ur a serious nympho or u got a hole the size of the grand canyon and need a “mr. fister” u should be ok with a normal male cock.

#2 ….. the super bowl…
it never fails…drama, drama, drama…..now if the lions can make a comeback and win a game? lol ya…they suck worse than the maple leafs..who suck really bad at hockey if anyone didn’t know…

#3…… why so many kids?
why do women feel compelled to have a bastard child even if it was the consequence of a 1 night stand..i cannot comprehend..for the life of me…why u would want to burden ur life forever and decrease the likelyhood that ur kid will grow up well adjusted and a positive addition to society to just follow ur bullshit religious beliefs and not have an abortion????? crazyness i tell ya..

i think everyone needs to listen to this guy..and harden the fuck up…

Bx.

4 Feb 2009

hide-dy ho motherfuckers…..

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Advice, Pop Culture, Sports