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Archive for May, 2009

back in the early 90’s PJ & Bx were huge fucking fans of the legendary 2 Live Crew…they were fucking groundbreaking not only with their stage performances (blow jobs & doggy style was the norm) but their lyrics were very deep & meaningful and touched Pj at the root of his soul (Fuck Shop was a masterpiece)….sure enough the crew must be short on cash for 40’s and are on a reunion tour still focussing on bringing ho’s up on stage to shake their shit cushions ….here’s a recent clip from a miami concert:

Pj

30 May 2009

2 Live Crew Reunion

Author: Perple Jesus | Filed under: Music, Random Shit

jayleno

So this not so funny douche with a big chin and like 500 cars is finally going off the air…its about god damn time.. this guy wasen’t funny before the tonight show..and the last 17 years have basically bankrupt nbc cuz of its retardedness and ho-hum-ness…

seriously i don’t get how this guy gets on tv..conan isn’t much better some nights..but at least u don’t wanna take a knife and carve some of his huge mongloid chin off…i mean..holy shit man…ur mom’s vag must have tore right hard with that big cucumber coming outta it…

but for real..jay leno must have been part of some social experiment to see how much of a goof they could put on tv for 17 years and get away with it…i guess people will watch anything…if thats the case..watch this ..cuz this is actually funny…

Bx

29 May 2009

Hey Later Jay Leno!!

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit

nicole_richie

hey to all u homo’s, hammerheads, sluts, and dicks out there…another edition of “Bx” coming at ya today..isn’t spring time lovely?

anyway..this bitch..nicole ritchie…or whatever…has a kid now…i can’t start to explain how wrong this is…just because u got a vag dosen’t mean u have the right to shit out a kid…this women..i believe..will be the worst mother in history..way worse than britney spears…all this nicole bitch does is do cocaine and fuck randoms…i bet she dosent even know who the real “baby daddy” of this bastard kid is cuz it was probably concieved during a 5 on 1 gangbang one saturday night.

this kid..well its gonna be a total hammerhead like her… and of course it’ll get all the advantages that some piece of hollywood trash would get..while i sit here and figure out what happened to society and peoples heads…its gonna get gangbanged just like mommy :)

fucking whore…what a toilet…

talk soon..

Bx

27 May 2009

welcome to the show….

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Celebrity News, Funny Pics, Pop Culture

michael-vick-r_0

so ya…i’m back like a heart attack…u ready for the beating..mmmmmmmmkay…

so mike vick is out of jail..finally..i mean..holy shit..kill a dog or 2 and it ruins ur life????? i read that he’s filed bankruptcy…really? a guy making 10 million plus a year for like 5 years has to file bankruptcy? now he’s gotta work a 10 dollar an hour job in construction for at least 2 months while he’s under house arrest?
i mean…in reality if he couldn’t run really fast thats all he could have ever hoped for cuz he’s a dumb ghetto fuck…but its still wrong…i’d go postal…fo sho..

why is society so fucked…its just a couple of dogs..i mean shit..people kill animals all day every day…for shoes, purses, make up,coats, food…like what the fuck does it matter if this piece of shit kills dogs?

does it change ur life? did it ruin ur day? like harden the fuck up people…and this guy is a piece of shit..not cuz he kills dogs..but cuz he’s a wanna be thug gangsta…which is almost as detestable as a jahovah’s witness…but this hardcore “nigga” should not have his life ruined cuz he killed a dog…like if that happened to him..am i gonna get jailed for that bird i shot like 2 years ago? lol
i hope not…cuz the dog ate it..so there was a purpose…haha

maybe i’ll go get my hunting license soon so i can legally kill animals without anyone caring… do they make one for dog’s? cuz vickster might wanna look into it haha

later u tree hugging liberal faggots….
Bx

20 May 2009

why are people retarded?

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit