How is everyone? good? bad? care factor = 0

so anyway..i had quite a weekend…not really..sarnia bores me..same filth at the bar, same scenario every time, dirty bitch talks to and goes home with the gimpiest dude at the bar…i guess i can’t allow myself to be a big enough tit to try to pick up a chick at a bar..but my druugies…i’m getting older..and i dunno if i wanna bring a chick home from the bar around here..i did that like 3 years ago and right before we were gonna get it on she told me she had the herpes…then told me that a condom would stop me from getting it…UHHH UHHHH!!!! stupid bitch eh, like i’m gonna get warts to pound her…..definately not worth it lol

anyway… i’m sure there is more going on in the world then I cared to observe over the last couple days..but i didn’t look…hehe..

How about this? anyone have a topic they would like me to address or a question they need answered…send ur questions and shit to opulantcanine@hotmail.com

also..women..send in ur pics with BLACKxMas painted on ya somehow and u might get a free gift hehe..most likely not..but u’ll be able to make the site a better place to live…and be sure to include ur titties or ass in the pic..

here’s one i recieved already..not the greatest titties..but its a start.

HEAVY HANGERS eh druuuugies? hehe

keep sending in ur titty pics bitches… i love it… opulantcanine@hotmail.com

ciao,

BX

hello hello…how ur heads doin? thats great…i don’t really care..but i’m glad that u all could pull urselves away from all ur problems to read about what really matters…scapegoating…let me explain…

Does anyone else ever see those commercials where some has “an irritable bowel” or anything else where the mass media/advertisers and society has pluralized a personal problem into a socially acceptable , almost normal issue. like really.. ” i have AN irritable bowel”??? no…u don’t have AN irritable bowel..YOUR asshole…YOUR PERSONAL ASSHOLE…is fucked…cuz i don’t have AN irritable bowel and no one i know does…we all take shits frequently and with great pride

now..they got these panties on tv for bitches that u wear when ur drippin’ from the snatch (discarding eggs) and then u throw them away…well isnt that convenient???? men have been trying to throw our gitch away forever..but they make our boxers too expensive.. is there anything that they won’t mass produce for women? Answer: No ….cuz the average compliant woman will buy anything that helps them deal with their junk when its red river time….

Did u know in certain african tribes they lock women on the rag up in huts for a week when they are bleeding…they..in their jungle monkey knowledge, say that “evil spirits” emit from them when its aunt flo time…now..whos telling them that they are wrong for doin that??? go for it…u’ll get a poison tipped blow dart in the face….we could learn something from these people…i mean..we allow women, who are mostly emotionally and mentally unstable to begine with, to go to work and interact with society when they get the “period”…these mutha fuckas just lock em in a hut…that sounds like a better option to me… seriously…who needs to put up with that…fuckin liberal gay loving gimps…

anyway…i’m gonna have a period…a period of eating chicken wings in about 2 hrs ..hehehe….fuckin hell…kba

BX

Welcome to the weekend…just a side note …i dunno how good the strip clubs are where u are from..but where i live..we get tight little 19 yr old sluts in every week..its great..stupid bitches..lol

Back to the topic at hand…AL GORE?!?! this monkey is getting a nobel peace prize now for talking to the world about global warming..what the fuck ever..everyone knows this shits been goin on forever..but because this prick has the money to go around the world and talk about it he gets a peace prize… so by that rational..maybe i could get one of these nobel’s for my work in social realization and correction…cuz i do make this world a little more understandable by my analysis of the fucked up way society has become and give advice on how we as men can fix it…but no one listens to me cuz i’m not Al Gore or that african booty scratcher Dr. Phil… brutal..

So my druuugies, help me to help u…refer people to our site..me and the perple J do this for u..for our brothers who are sick of putting up with the shit… its almost revolutionary…except for the fact that this is all second nature to us…. we just wanna see peoples LOF (look on face) when we tell the them shit that no one else is man enough to say..even tho its the truth..so pass it along ya pussies …and for the people that do tell your friends/aquaitences…thank you…ur doing us and the world a great favor…

So fuck Al Gore…give me a peace prize…cuz i haven’t gone postal on some dumb fucks …yet lol..

porko dia…putanna

BX

i came across this the other day…i love how black people use the word nigger or nigga and no one else can…..

” I’M A NIGGA, HE’S A NIGGA, SHE’S A NIGGA, WE SOME NIGGAS, WOULDN’T U LIKE TO BE A NIGGA TOO?”

thats a quote from Easy “Muthafuckin” E of NWA…thats recorded..check out efil4zaggin album (niggaz4life backwards )

On the total opposite side of the spectrum we got some redneck racism from canada….its not the same as the gangsta’s…but the same messages come across lol

war out homies….

BX

its not very often i come across a t-Shirt that I really fucking like but this one especially caught my attention…now this isn’t a shirt I’d wear around myself but Any and Every hot chick should be wearing this shirt on a regular basis…

So anyway..i wake up this morning and i say to myself, “self… what can i do to make this world a better place?” Then i think to myself..not much..cuz the rediculousness of life is too much to try and change. There are way too many people that are soooo fucked in the head out there..and when u try to get through to them and let them know that its not healthy to me a manic depressive or a controlling psychotic they don’t listen cuz they think its normal…

Its not normal to steal a plant from ur recently ex’s place…..

Also, its not ok to interrupt me while i’m watching “OW my Balls” lol ( u need to see the movie IDIOCRACY to get that one..still one of my favorite movies)

I was watching 300 the other day and I thought maybe the spartans had the right idea..kill all the children that come out with defects…unfortunately, u can’t see right away that a person is going to be a fucking retard (not in a literally retarded “six shots” kinda way, but a fuckhead that causes other people to have a rough go at stuff sometimes).

Now I know ur saying “SIX SHOTS??!?!?!?!?! what the FUCK is that?!?!?” ok.. some tardo back in the day when i went to elementary school..he was ‘tarded of course…really..like a real drooler…. anyway… he used to play the only game at recess that his gerbal brain to comprehend…he called it six shots…the Perple J knows what i’m talking about…nigga… hehe… anyway…the game basically consisted of him chucking a basketball off a brick wall repeatedly, with the goof saying, after every throw..”SIX SHAAAAATS !!!! (6 shots)…as u can imagine..this did not really progress the game much..and we were all asked to play by this poor little fella…but we lost interest pretty quickly as there was seemingly no real goal to the game. But the kid was what we called “a good tard” because he didn’t shit or piss himself or hit girls in the eye with his lunch box..

On a more serious note…none of u fucking bitches out there have emailed me at opulantcanine@hotmail.com to post ur whorey pics on here.. i could grab random internet pics (like i do from time to time) but i think i need to take pictures of broads up close and personal to really see their inner slut

But..I came across this one internet whore that i actually went to college with.. she goes by Meredith 18.. which is cool cuz her name is actually meredith..fuck she was hot..and i wanted to pound her hard while at school..look at this pic and tell me u don’t want too..and girls..this is the kind of pics we need to take…

Not bad eh…fucking who knew that girl was such a little whore.

war out…

BX

Since the blackXmas hasn’t updated his fuckin blog in a few days ( he’s probly drunk off his ass ) i figure i’d go ahead and post some marital advice for all the married readers out there….also the perple jesus would like to point out that if the blackXmas were to purchase a beer holder, it would probably look like this whoore picture below. Bitches and Ho’s with wet panties that hold beer are in line with the blackXmas’s standard operating procedures

Dear Perple Jesus:

Dear Perple Jesus:

Dear Perple Jesus: