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Here is a couple recent pics of Megan Fox star of Transformers…a nice front bum wedgie in one pic and her nips look like they could cut steak in the other, word on the street is she loves the 420…if she were mute she’d be the perfect woman
pJ

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16 Jun 2009

Megan Fox Camel Toe Pokie Nips

Author: Perple Jesus | Filed under: Camel Toe, Celebrity News

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hey to all u homo’s, hammerheads, sluts, and dicks out there…another edition of “Bx” coming at ya today..isn’t spring time lovely?

anyway..this bitch..nicole ritchie…or whatever…has a kid now…i can’t start to explain how wrong this is…just because u got a vag dosen’t mean u have the right to shit out a kid…this women..i believe..will be the worst mother in history..way worse than britney spears…all this nicole bitch does is do cocaine and fuck randoms…i bet she dosent even know who the real “baby daddy” of this bastard kid is cuz it was probably concieved during a 5 on 1 gangbang one saturday night.

this kid..well its gonna be a total hammerhead like her… and of course it’ll get all the advantages that some piece of hollywood trash would get..while i sit here and figure out what happened to society and peoples heads…its gonna get gangbanged just like mommy :)

fucking whore…what a toilet…

talk soon..

Bx

27 May 2009

welcome to the show….

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Celebrity News, Funny Pics, Pop Culture

Jesus H Christ get some fucking braces already….or at least wear a goddamn retainer, for a rich broad her chicklets are fucked.  Spanish my ass…bitch gotta be at least half brit (click for full size).

PJ

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16 May 2009

Eva Longoria’s Bottom Teeth

Author: Perple Jesus | Filed under: Advice, Celebrity News