Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 25 of November 2008 at 5:55 pm
happy holidays heads….or jolly xmas…whatever the fuck?
i dunno what it is about this time of year..but it makes me sick..maybe its cuz of the crazy money laundering of people to buy junk to appease their kids and thus abandon their role as parents…or if its the shrowd of “peace on earth” and “goodwill toward men” bullshit that no one really believes… its quite interesting how shit goes down…
i mean really…have u ever heard if someone commits a crime in the holidays the term, “…and on xmas ( i wont say the religiously biased version of this dispicable holiday thanks) ” SO really? someone stealing a car or murdering a person on or near xmas…that makes it worse??? cuz maybe that person didn’t deserve to die “around xmas” but in february it would have been fine…oh wait..valentines day and black history month (great song by death from above 1979 btw) are in february…so thats no good..how about april? is april ok? hmmm..possibly..cuz theirs just april fools day in april…but the mlb baseball season starts up…actually someone getting off’ed during the baseball playoffs is more relevant to me….ha
also….tyra banks is still being a huge douche…one minute all she tells chicks is how to make urself better ..better for what exactly i dunno…and the next minute she’s hang with prositutes and porn stars and disfigured bitches being all mother theresa… this chick is a retard…thats why models don’t talk…like is anyone really taking advice from a chick thats been on coke and got fucked in globe trotting orgies half her life? lol for real? wow…
also..i’ve played a couple of great games for the ps3….the new wwe game.. and nhl 09….they both are unreal..so if ur kids like shit..get that…
merry cocksucking xmas motherfuckers…
Bx
Category: Pop Culture, Religion, WWE, Xmas, retards, tyra banks
Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 2 of November 2007 at 4:41 am
Neil Diamond is pretty killer… we started up this thing in uni(versity) cuz we had a keg party on devils night one year..then we left to go to hamilton to party..then we came back on nov 1 and had a left of keg..so we named nov 1 1997 neil diamond day…drank the rest of the keg with 10 of our best friends…got high and listened to neil diamond..then went to the bar..got sluts and nailed em to “sweet caroline” just fucking cranked…
that was 1o yrs ago now…the good old days..
(BTW..thanks to some cockwhore named anne that left a comment and reminded me that i had 11 yrs instead of 1o yrs ago…look bitch..i’m sure the dick u took up the ass last night was a waaaay bigger mistake then me fucking up a year ya cunt..so next time lets leave a picture eh hun? or go back to being a dumb bitch that makes decisions with her erratic pussy controlled thoughts..which can’t be good for anyone cuz anything that bleeds for 7 days and dosen’t die..is crazy..thanks, Ed.)
Category: Beer, Neil Diamond, Pop Culture, Random Shit
Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 11 of September 2007 at 8:27 pm
Well its been a long time since we had a chance to talk my little druuugies….but lucky for u niggaz that the Perple J enlightened ur asses with a great tribute to sluts and their secondary vagines…..
anyway.. time to impart some wisdom about a tale from long ago…
Back when i went to university..not mentioning which one..but me and alot of my friends went to the same one from my hometown. One night at a party we got trashed..really shittered…and being the smart god-like fuckers we were…came up with a great idea for a sing along..perple j remembers this i’m sure… we would say…..
“Shes my lady in red (then all the guys would repeat it, shouting of course), she really loves to give me head ( again with the repeating). this would happen 2 times in a row…and then we would go ” ooh ohh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…oooooh ohhhhh ohhh ohh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh.. and that would be repeated… it works with any colours…our favorites were blue, pink and yellow..cuz she loves to suck the little fellow 
…..SLUTS hehe…it also works with places…like my lady on the floor..shes a filthy nasty whore OR she always begs me for more….whatever u like 
feel free to add ur own variations in the comments area under the comments area under the blog.
On a totally unrelated topic..i love that britney spears whored it up on the mtv awards..i think she was on coke, perks, meth and cum when she did that performance…
ciao for now
Category: Pop Culture, Porn, Random Shit, Sarnia, britney spears, mtv music awards, sing a long
Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 15 of June 2007 at 6:25 pm
Paris Hilton and Joe Francis are both multi-fuckin-millionaire’s, Paris took the old fashion route and inherited her money whereas Joe (girls gone wild creator) worked hard for his cash by filming hot 18 yr olds flashing there tits. Regardless, I cannot stop laughing about how despite how well they are off these two pricks are financially, they are both sitting in a fucking jail cell.
Joe is in Jail in Florida cuz he pissed a judge off and when he gets out he faces tax evasion charges and multiple charges of filming under age girls
Paris is of course in jail for being one of the dumbest fucks to ever walk on this planet (although i’d still hit it)…apparently she has found God tho in jail so she won’t be sucking on a different cock / clit every other night, we’ll see about that…I hope they both get raped with a broomstick…although paris may like that.
pJ
Paris Hilton & Joe Francis Coked Out In Ibiza during Happier Times
Category: Girls Gone Wild, Paris Hilton, Pop Culture
Posted By blackXmas on Monday, 22 of January 2007 at 9:21 pm
Chicks in the states really know how to party…nothing better than when a slut bends over her best friend and shoves two fucking fingers right up her asshole for everyone at the party to see…fantastic
you know this guy liked it…
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