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hey to all u homo’s, hammerheads, sluts, and dicks out there…another edition of “Bx” coming at ya today..isn’t spring time lovely?

anyway..this bitch..nicole ritchie…or whatever…has a kid now…i can’t start to explain how wrong this is…just because u got a vag dosen’t mean u have the right to shit out a kid…this women..i believe..will be the worst mother in history..way worse than britney spears…all this nicole bitch does is do cocaine and fuck randoms…i bet she dosent even know who the real “baby daddy” of this bastard kid is cuz it was probably concieved during a 5 on 1 gangbang one saturday night.

this kid..well its gonna be a total hammerhead like her… and of course it’ll get all the advantages that some piece of hollywood trash would get..while i sit here and figure out what happened to society and peoples heads…its gonna get gangbanged just like mommy :)

fucking whore…what a toilet…

talk soon..

Bx

27 May 2009

welcome to the show….

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Celebrity News, Funny Pics, Pop Culture

i had to share this…brawndo..from the movie “idiocracy”

6 May 2009

its brawndo..its got electrolytes

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Funny Pics, Music, Pop Culture, Random Shit

Bx, ur old friend..is back again..bask in my reflective glory…i have a few new insights into this terrible, twisted, man hating, pro estrogen world we live in..and how we can make it a better place…

#1 fantasia parties…
WHAT THE FUCK…SERIOUSLY… women get together in “parties” and buy dildos and the like… even married women? seriously..u wanna get off..u get a man..i mean sure..buy one to stick in ur ass when ur getting nailed by a guy..but seriously..thats just retarded..is there anything women won’t spend money on…i mean..sex is something virtually any woman can get at any time..so unless ur a serious nympho or u got a hole the size of the grand canyon and need a “mr. fister” u should be ok with a normal male cock.

#2 ….. the super bowl…
it never fails…drama, drama, drama…..now if the lions can make a comeback and win a game? lol ya…they suck worse than the maple leafs..who suck really bad at hockey if anyone didn’t know…

#3…… why so many kids?
why do women feel compelled to have a bastard child even if it was the consequence of a 1 night stand..i cannot comprehend..for the life of me…why u would want to burden ur life forever and decrease the likelyhood that ur kid will grow up well adjusted and a positive addition to society to just follow ur bullshit religious beliefs and not have an abortion????? crazyness i tell ya..

i think everyone needs to listen to this guy..and harden the fuck up…

Bx.

4 Feb 2009

hide-dy ho motherfuckers…..

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Advice, Pop Culture, Sports

So i come across this clip from one of tom cruise’s movies…magnolia, it was from a few years back..great song from aimee mann on there too…wise up…but i digress..

tommy boy steals the show back before he was all wierdo scientologist…and i dunno if u all notice..probably not..that this movie never got talked about alot.. even tho…it won alot of awards..cuz it address certain ” natural and anthropoligical ” issues…. haha

…….respect the cock….

Bx

9 Dec 2008

SEASON’S GREETINGS

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Advice, Movies, Music, Pop Culture, Random Shit