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Douche Baggery

Douche Baggery

this is the kinda shit that is brainwashing bitches and pussy ass niggaz (by niggaz i’m just talkin ur avg douchebag, no guts, no pride guy, black, white, asian or whatever)  into believing that women are more intelligent, more useful and more resourceful then men?? pardon the fuck outta me…but who fixes ur car bitch? who built ur house, who opens ur jars…

the only reason that women might help a company is by blowing the owner…or maybe mopping the floors or making coffee… the idea about this is crazy…men used to make the rules, watch a movie from the 50’s…its true..and shit was pretty simple..there wasent a 50% divorce rate…there wasen’t crazy shit like today…gays n junk… and trannys.. lol..

but since then, women get to not only mentally stumble thru their own lives…but they get a say in what happens in mine… i spend alot of time keeping my life stress free…well good luck with that when the women are on their rag”e” (rag or rage..whatever :S ) and show up to work…for fuck…ohh how the Spartans would laugh..how they would laugh…hahahaha….cuz we’re all pussies guys…all of us… its fucking gay…but u all lost ur balls…and i’m gonna puke about it …i’m trying to start it up again…pass it on..be a man..make the rules…most importantly DON”T TAKE ANY SHIT from ur girl or anyone for that matter…unless HE’S your boss…and ya..i don’t mean jesus..lol

Bx

17 Jun 2009

Men baaaad!!! women gooooood!!!

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit

morency header

ok…so i find myself listening to harcore sports radio on sirius 98 alot on my iPhone…its free and it beats paying 10 bucks a month for the service…and u can listen ]or watch shows freeeeee….

anyway..my favorite are these two guys..Gabe Morency and Cam Stewart…these fucking guys would gamble on a coin flip…its unreal the level of their combined “degernette-acy” when it comes to wagering… but they are funny as all fuck to watch and shit…buddy hit buddy in the neck with a dart once haha..

but ya… u can call text or email these dudes..they even had a party on another show “sports rage” on HSR at some ripper bar in toronto last weekend..i couldn’t be there..but i’m sure it was something else..its booze ,drugs and strippers..ya..that sucks…

anyway… its quite the debacle…all of u should email the score and tell them u want Bx to win drafted.ca for the new sportscaster on the score..like for fucking real..who would be better than me…

nobody..thats fucking who….beeellleeeeee-dat nicca… i’m the real deal…

whether ya like it or don’t like it..learn to love it

(Flair)

BX

8 Jun 2009

Hit the airwaves…

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit

back in the early 90’s PJ & Bx were huge fucking fans of the legendary 2 Live Crew…they were fucking groundbreaking not only with their stage performances (blow jobs & doggy style was the norm) but their lyrics were very deep & meaningful and touched Pj at the root of his soul (Fuck Shop was a masterpiece)….sure enough the crew must be short on cash for 40’s and are on a reunion tour still focussing on bringing ho’s up on stage to shake their shit cushions ….here’s a recent clip from a miami concert:

Pj

30 May 2009

2 Live Crew Reunion

Author: Perple Jesus | Filed under: Music, Random Shit

jayleno

So this not so funny douche with a big chin and like 500 cars is finally going off the air…its about god damn time.. this guy wasen’t funny before the tonight show..and the last 17 years have basically bankrupt nbc cuz of its retardedness and ho-hum-ness…

seriously i don’t get how this guy gets on tv..conan isn’t much better some nights..but at least u don’t wanna take a knife and carve some of his huge mongloid chin off…i mean..holy shit man…ur mom’s vag must have tore right hard with that big cucumber coming outta it…

but for real..jay leno must have been part of some social experiment to see how much of a goof they could put on tv for 17 years and get away with it…i guess people will watch anything…if thats the case..watch this ..cuz this is actually funny…

Bx

29 May 2009

Hey Later Jay Leno!!

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit