Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 7 of December 2007 at 7:03 pm
well thank god the perple J is picking up the slack this week..i’ve been really fucking dropping the ball….just on a hard bender…its all good tho…thank me (god) that my brotha “the perp” knows when I need to just get shitfaced for a week and takes care of all u cunts….
so he posted some funny pics …i like em… u should too..or you’re a carp…
CARP (noun): 1. a bottom feeding sick fish that eats any shit given to it. 2. Everyone that dosen’t like my site. eg. You are a CARP if u don’t like the shit we spew forth on theblackxmas.com.
So given that i’ve almost been out of it…i better come back..cuz as all u know “every time i get out, they pull me back in”…. pacino rules…
is it me or does anyone else wanna just ram a porn star in the mouth? i think i should do that..and tape it for ya’s…
oh ya..got another tit pic from one of my female fans…gotta love it..nice set of tits..check it out 
Category: Random Shit
Posted By Perple Jesus on Monday, 3 of December 2007 at 8:06 pm
damn these fucking things are hard to come by
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Category: Random Shit
Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 30 of November 2007 at 5:18 pm
k this is a rather long letter BUT if ya got time ( i know you fuckers do) read it…funny shit
Category: Random Shit
Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 30 of November 2007 at 12:15 am
ok here we go with the first installment of a regular feature here where we are going to post some funny / stupid / weird / retarded pictures every fucking friday so hope you enjoy >>
Category: Random Shit
Posted By blackXmas on Monday, 19 of November 2007 at 4:14 pm
How is everyone? good? bad? care factor = 0
so anyway..i had quite a weekend…not really..sarnia bores me..same filth at the bar, same scenario every time, dirty bitch talks to and goes home with the gimpiest dude at the bar…i guess i can’t allow myself to be a big enough tit to try to pick up a chick at a bar..but my druugies…i’m getting older..and i dunno if i wanna bring a chick home from the bar around here..i did that like 3 years ago and right before we were gonna get it on she told me she had the herpes…then told me that a condom would stop me from getting it…UHHH UHHHH!!!! stupid bitch eh, like i’m gonna get warts to pound her…..definately not worth it lol
anyway… i’m sure there is more going on in the world then I cared to observe over the last couple days..but i didn’t look…hehe..
How about this? anyone have a topic they would like me to address or a question they need answered…send ur questions and shit to opulantcanine@hotmail.com
also..women..send in ur pics with BLACKxMas painted on ya somehow and u might get a free gift hehe..most likely not..but u’ll be able to make the site a better place to live…and be sure to include ur titties or ass in the pic..
here’s one i recieved already..not the greatest titties..but its a start.
HEAVY HANGERS eh druuuugies? hehe
keep sending in ur titty pics bitches… i love it… opulantcanine@hotmail.com
ciao,
BX
Category: Advice, Random Shit
Posted By blackXmas on Thursday, 8 of November 2007 at 3:35 pm
good day niggaz and niggettes… i am sick as fuck..some little cumwad kid probably touched my coffee cup and gave me kid scabies…i hate those walking disease farms…so 50 bucks later i got some medicine so i can get rid of everyone elses germs that somehow got in my system…and i’ll be back to the muthafuckin lord of the universe status that u have all come to know and love…
SO…having got that off my chest..it was 3:30 am this morning when i was on my way to emergency to get checked out and I heard this country song on the radio…NOW..i do not now, nor ever in the past, present or future, will condone this so called “NEW Country” music, but it wasen’t my car so i didn’t fuck with the radio…anyway..this country music bitch was singing a song about tormenting and basically stalking her ex boyfriend and stating she was “A crazy ex-Girlfriend” …… “A” crazy ex girlfriend? “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” crazy ex girlfriend???? Ok…heres another problem…being “A” crazy ex girlfriend is not something that should be socially acceptable , the song should be called ” I’m Not Fucking Mentally Stable cuz my little WOMAN mind can’t handle being dumped” and not “A” crazy ex girlfriend…because the majority of women i think that listen to this song think that is an ok way to act..when in reality…they need to be locked up..cuz u know if urs truely stalked an ex-girlfriend i’d be goin to jail real fucking quick…so liberal douchebags in ottawa/washington…do something ya useless tits..
FUCK I HATE PEOPLE
But on a lighter note…the infamous Rowdy Roddy Piper is speaking at a local highschool tonight…supporting his new movie…what a guy the HOT ROD is …He was my idol growing up and I might need to go hear him talk…A guy i know was in his last movie …it was an indy film…but its cool he hangs out in a little shithole town like sarnia or petrolia… way to go HOT ROD…u da man.
So anyway..to summerize.. 1)don’t societally reinforce a crazy bitch’s behaviour thru any media outlet (that means u 2 tyra banks, u hot black ho) and B:(i know i went from 1 to B, thats the joke ya retards hehe) Rowdy Roddy Piper is a cool shit..
By the way..the detroit lions rock..here’s a pic from the game i went too vs. denver last weekend …peace out fucktardo’s.
Category: Random Shit, Rowdy Roddy Piper, country music, detroit lions, tyra banks
Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 2 of November 2007 at 4:41 am
Neil Diamond is pretty killer… we started up this thing in uni(versity) cuz we had a keg party on devils night one year..then we left to go to hamilton to party..then we came back on nov 1 and had a left of keg..so we named nov 1 1997 neil diamond day…drank the rest of the keg with 10 of our best friends…got high and listened to neil diamond..then went to the bar..got sluts and nailed em to “sweet caroline” just fucking cranked…
that was 1o yrs ago now…the good old days..
(BTW..thanks to some cockwhore named anne that left a comment and reminded me that i had 11 yrs instead of 1o yrs ago…look bitch..i’m sure the dick u took up the ass last night was a waaaay bigger mistake then me fucking up a year ya cunt..so next time lets leave a picture eh hun? or go back to being a dumb bitch that makes decisions with her erratic pussy controlled thoughts..which can’t be good for anyone cuz anything that bleeds for 7 days and dosen’t die..is crazy..thanks, Ed.)
Category: Beer, Neil Diamond, Pop Culture, Random Shit
Posted By Perple Jesus on Monday, 15 of October 2007 at 12:52 pm
I don’t know if any of you fucks have heard of sharking before but if you haven’t its funny as hell. It started in Japan (go figure…crazy nips) and has just made its way to Europe and is catching on. It is highly illegal so I don’t recommend doing it yourself but it is very entertaining to watch thats for sure…basically guys sneak up on hot chicks in a public place and rip down there shirts exposing their tits or whip down their pants (some go for the panties too which is ballzy) the shock and awe reaction from the girls is classic:
Sharking Video
Category: Random Shit
