I don’t know if any of you fucks have heard of sharking before but if you haven’t its funny as hell.  It started in Japan (go figure…crazy nips) and has just made its way to Europe and is catching on.  It is highly illegal so I don’t recommend doing it yourself but it is very entertaining to watch thats for sure…basically guys sneak up on hot chicks in a public place and rip down there shirts exposing their tits or whip down their pants (some go for the panties too which is ballzy) the shock and awe reaction from the girls is classic:

Sharking Video 

fucking right the BX is back…thanksgiving day in CANADA…the turkey was good..the head i got before supper was even better…but i digress…

so heres a little story about the “only 1 october” that fag dane cook talks about on the commercials for the baseball playoffs…currently..as i’m writing this..i’m watching the yankees/indians game on TBS or Peachtree TV..whatever the fuck they call themselves…i think its one in the daytime and the other at night..fucking ted turner…

ANYWAY…..they know how to shitter up the playoffs like no other station..they have 3 bucketheads…including some guy named chip and tony gwynn..the fat ass from the padres like 10 yrs ago…doing the announcing…now i dunno what the hell kinda contraband ted turner is pumping into his veins or if its the fact that he;s getting to be about a century old…but what the fuck ted…did u at least listen to these guys before u put them to work..sometimes they say the stupidest shit goin…or they just remain silent…which is preferable… cuz they suck goat ass…for real..

i mean fox takes over for the next series thank god..get terry bradshaw in there..i mean even tho he dosen’t know shit all about baseball…he at least is entertaining..these guys make drying paint seem like a great time…fucking twats!!!

by the way..don’t u love the way in this age of so called Political Correctness…that there are teams like the the Indians and Yankees still around…ted must love that cuz i’m sure he’s a true southern gentleman that hates niggaz….

anyway…i’ll be updating the site more often now..so will my bro the Perple J cuz if he dosen’t i’ll kick his gook ass..(just kidding..he’s not gooker lol)

war..what is it good for..george bush’s pocket..

this is the hand i will slap u with ted turner…u old money grubbing prick
BX out…

i came across this the other day…i love how black people use the word nigger or nigga and no one else can…..

” I’M A NIGGA, HE’S A NIGGA, SHE’S A NIGGA, WE SOME NIGGAS, WOULDN’T U LIKE TO BE A NIGGA TOO?”

thats a quote from Easy “Muthafuckin” E of NWA…thats recorded..check out efil4zaggin album (niggaz4life backwards )

On the total opposite side of the spectrum we got some redneck racism from canada….its not the same as the gangsta’s…but the same messages come across lol

war out homies….

BX

Well its been a long time since we had a chance to talk my little druuugies….but lucky for u niggaz that the Perple J enlightened ur asses with a great tribute to sluts and their secondary vagines…..

anyway.. time to impart some wisdom about a tale from long ago…

Back when i went to university..not mentioning which one..but me and alot of my friends went to the same one from my hometown. One night at a party we got trashed..really shittered…and being the smart god-like fuckers we were…came up with a great idea for a sing along..perple j remembers this i’m sure… we would say…..

“Shes my lady in red (then all the guys would repeat it, shouting of course), she really loves to give me head ( again with the repeating). this would happen 2 times in a row…and then we would go ” ooh ohh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…oooooh ohhhhh ohhh ohh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh.. and that would be repeated… it works with any colours…our favorites were blue, pink and yellow..cuz she loves to suck the little fellow …..SLUTS hehe…it also works with places…like my lady on the floor..shes a filthy nasty whore OR she always begs me for more….whatever u like feel free to add ur own variations in the comments area under the comments area under the blog.
On a totally unrelated topic..i love that britney spears whored it up on the mtv awards..i think she was on coke, perks, meth and cum when she did that performance…

ciao for now

its not very often i come across a t-Shirt that I really fucking like but this one especially caught my attention…now this isn’t a shirt I’d wear around myself but Any and Every hot chick should be wearing this shirt on a regular basis…

So anyway..i wake up this morning and i say to myself, “self… what can i do to make this world a better place?” Then i think to myself..not much..cuz the rediculousness of life is too much to try and change. There are way too many people that are soooo fucked in the head out there..and when u try to get through to them and let them know that its not healthy to me a manic depressive or a controlling psychotic they don’t listen cuz they think its normal…

Its not normal to steal a plant from ur recently ex’s place…..

Also, its not ok to interrupt me while i’m watching “OW my Balls” lol ( u need to see the movie IDIOCRACY to get that one..still one of my favorite movies)

I was watching 300 the other day and I thought maybe the spartans had the right idea..kill all the children that come out with defects…unfortunately, u can’t see right away that a person is going to be a fucking retard (not in a literally retarded “six shots” kinda way, but a fuckhead that causes other people to have a rough go at stuff sometimes).

Now I know ur saying “SIX SHOTS??!?!?!?!?! what the FUCK is that?!?!?” ok.. some tardo back in the day when i went to elementary school..he was ‘tarded of course…really..like a real drooler…. anyway… he used to play the only game at recess that his gerbal brain to comprehend…he called it six shots…the Perple J knows what i’m talking about…nigga… hehe… anyway…the game basically consisted of him chucking a basketball off a brick wall repeatedly, with the goof saying, after every throw..”SIX SHAAAAATS !!!! (6 shots)…as u can imagine..this did not really progress the game much..and we were all asked to play by this poor little fella…but we lost interest pretty quickly as there was seemingly no real goal to the game. But the kid was what we called “a good tard” because he didn’t shit or piss himself or hit girls in the eye with his lunch box..

On a more serious note…none of u fucking bitches out there have emailed me at opulantcanine@hotmail.com to post ur whorey pics on here.. i could grab random internet pics (like i do from time to time) but i think i need to take pictures of broads up close and personal to really see their inner slut

But..I came across this one internet whore that i actually went to college with.. she goes by Meredith 18.. which is cool cuz her name is actually meredith..fuck she was hot..and i wanted to pound her hard while at school..look at this pic and tell me u don’t want too..and girls..this is the kind of pics we need to take…

Not bad eh…fucking who knew that girl was such a little whore.

war out…

BX

HOLY FUCK, sorry folks..its been a while since i posted any shit..the Montreal trip took alot outta me, then aerosmith..that was a good show…and ya..i was too blasted up in montreal to get pics of hot chicks…but some toothless crackwhore offered to fuck me for 10 bucks outside a strip club at 3 pm. lol…i of course said no…cuz i don’t neccessarily wanna get ghonna-sypha-herpa-leees…lol

On a brighter side..i guess Drew Carey is going to host the price is right now.. not that lesbo retard cow rosie… does she still drip from the snatch? or did she get her uteris pulled out so she can’t retard up the rest of the world? cuz seriously..everyone’s ok with gay people.. and i guess i am too… but being a homo is an obvious mental defect…it would be like breeding retards for no good reason.

Also… i think we all need to do something in canada about creating jobs for qualified people and not dumping money into programs to give ‘tards jobs or stupid associations that remind women when to get their tits checked for lumps..like for real…ur doctor can give u a card that says come back in 6 months or whatever.. u don;t need the gov. to allocate half a million every year to an association cuz women can’t remember to check their tits for lumps…thats a stupid as saying the gov should pay for bangkok hookers to come to canada, clean out their aids infested asses and then send em around town to give guys bjers n’ shit..cuz really…half a million goes alot farther in thailand lol.

otherwise..its been a cool summer..my golf game is shit…and i need a new job… can some one hook a nigga up?

to end it..i saw this figgity comic on tv last night..and he made a great point… always maxi pads….shouldnt they be called “some of the time” rather than “always”?

thats one to think about my druuugies…till next time…no feltching…

BX

Hello hello….. fuck…shit….  I came across this today..i was not aware..it was sent to your mom:

Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day 

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend…just as I’ve done. 

I don’t care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself… 

You hang in there sunshine, you’re fucking special. 

indeed….u are special..u and ur drippin from the snatch, liberal tree hugging asses…

i’ve had enough of u  today…i’m drinkin…

and if any stripper/models wanna be photo’ed for the site let me knonw at opulantcanine@hotmail.com

attach a pic…of ur junk bitches

kba

sorry its been so long to all the people on my dick to update this muthafucka…but there were some issues with the site that we had to hammer out (i lost the password) but everything is fine again..well..as good as it gets right? but don’t worry..i got some new shit fo’ yo’ azzes….

and to the person who left the comment that i’m “one sick fucker” stop hammering off to your sisters cum stained panties tapdance
Topic #1— bad tv shows

FUCK ME! i hate these crime drama shows…its worse that reality tv..CSI? miami, new york…is saskatoon next? “ya..buddy killed my cow and ate it, arrest him” fucking joke….i tell ya..i was at the gym and some 60 yr old bitch…doin the treadmill and wearing perfume and earrings, at the gym..what the fuck is that about?, says to some other old stunned cunt, ” i was watching my favorite shows last night ..csi (one of the many shit versions–can’t remember which), ER(that doctor show about Clooney) and some other drippy, sappy clam drama(those weren’t her words..but it was ‘tarded)”. so now i can tell people that aren’t post menapausal that u have the same taste as an withered old bitch when it comes to bad tv….congratulate yourself ya tit!

seriously..whats the deal? i don’t see the appeal..someone got killed on tv..and they show the cleanup? like thats good tv..”well doctor, there seems to be some type of thread under the dead person’s nails” So Fucking what? Lets see the guy get his throat slashed..thats good tv..not after the fact..christ!

Topic #2 - opinions taken as fact?

just because u think its a good cause dosen’t mean it is. for example..may 14th or 15th there was some dumb email going around that u shouldn’t buy gas that day to protest gas prices? ok..thats all well and good…but what about the gas/oil companies? what about them? what did they ever do to u? they have feelings too..lol…anyway..i know that some people probably refrained from buying gas this day because of this…and i did too..but not because i’m trying to send a message to the pak attack over in iran..but because i simply didn’t need gas…so anyway…if ur looking for a good cause to support..send money to me so i can make doing this site my full time job…i’ll fill ur tank..but not with gas bitchez…hehe

by the way..anyone else think david blaine is a fag? a friend of mine sent me this link from some video site..its worth a look http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrTvNzGCZE its pretty good shit..and i laughed..notice the gawk into the camera…like he’s looking for his gay lovers cock head…priceless.

so otherwise..i’m goin to montreal soon..should be a good time..and ur mother takes it up the ass.. like all the little sluts all over with ghetto skank clothes on cuz its summer

….Sluts….

BX

(p.s. the pic below is from some little town in belgium i think..its a town called FUCKING… and under it it says, “Please, not so fast” classic shit..

hello hello, welcome

back to the show. I hope u missed me, cuz i’ve been concocting some new thoughts and shit and i know u’ll like them.

i thought i’d say happy easter to all those that still think jesus was some form of deity or god.. i hope u all saw the lost tomb of christ if u didn’t please do ur retarded, can’t think for yourself-or wipe your own ass without praising a drunk pathetic shit self a favour and check out www.visiontv.ca/thetomb. it will definately clear ur head..unless ur so shit scared about the fact that someone has been lying to u for 2000 yrs u can’t bear to see the reasons why churches are shutting down all over north america and the world.

secondly…not that this has anything to do with this yet another godforsaken institutionalized comercialized christian holiday that has been thrust down our throats like my cock down ur moms for the last however long…BUT…. that Blades of Glory movie with Will Ferrell…?? deadly u must see it…it was pretty good..i’d have to say better than ricky bobby..but still not as good as old school…but killed stranger than fiction…i hate chick flicks..

so now i thought i would respond to a couple inquiries i’ve had over the last litttle while…so here goes..

Question #1:

Dear BX, why does pussy stink so bad? Georges from Laval, Qc

Well Georges(by the way, drop the S on the end of ur name ya tit), pussy smells like that to keep out the racoons, squirrels and other marments that may be lurking around thinking they might be in for a fish dinner..

Thanks Georges….

Question #2 comes from Cindy in Tampa, Fl

I’m a very sexy woman, with a great personality and very intelligent. Why do men only want one thing from me?

Cindy, men only want sex..thats life..if ur dumb enough to think a man who isn’t emotionally disabled dosen’t have sex as his #1 priority then u need to get off the glue honey… thanks for the question, and just give it up to them…i’m sure ur dying for the cock anyway.

So, from me and the perple J, happy easter…may be the last one we get..and here is your egg.� �

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