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18 Dec 2007

FUCK “UPS”

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit

how about this shit..u all have probably seen that UPS commercial ” what can brown do for u?” heres an answer..FUCK U OVER AND WASTE UR LIFE…

example..i’m getting this new phone from my cell company…deadly phone..that LG SHINE its sweet..anyway…first i order it..then the fucking snow comes….everything stops for a day..thats ok..no big deal.. then i call the phone company..they check the order..say its gonna be here between 9 am and 5 pm local time..i say fine…so then its like 3 pm and i call ups directly..they say between 8 am and 8 pm local time….

ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS….a 12 hr window…remember that other part of the UPS commercial when the packages actually control where the truck goes..how supposedly they gps every package somehow? well thats TOTAL BULLSHIT…the bitch on the phone said nothing when i asked her about that..its just “IN TRANSIT” thats fucking nice cuz i have 12 hrs to sit around and wait for a phone..what a joke…..i’d kill those jerks….people have died for less
Bx

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