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9 Apr 2007

Jesus Fuckin’ Christ….happy easter

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit
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hello hello, welcome

back to the show. I hope u missed me, cuz i’ve been concocting some new thoughts and shit and i know u’ll like them.

i thought i’d say happy easter to all those that still think jesus was some form of deity or god.. i hope u all saw the lost tomb of christ if u didn’t please do ur retarded, can’t think for yourself-or wipe your own ass without praising a drunk pathetic shit self a favour and check out www.visiontv.ca/thetomb. it will definately clear ur head..unless ur so shit scared about the fact that someone has been lying to u for 2000 yrs u can’t bear to see the reasons why churches are shutting down all over north america and the world.

secondly…not that this has anything to do with this yet another godforsaken institutionalized comercialized christian holiday that has been thrust down our throats like my cock down ur moms for the last however long…BUT…. that Blades of Glory movie with Will Ferrell…?? deadly u must see it…it was pretty good..i’d have to say better than ricky bobby..but still not as good as old school…but killed stranger than fiction…i hate chick flicks..

so now i thought i would respond to a couple inquiries i’ve had over the last litttle while…so here goes..

Question #1:

Dear BX, why does pussy stink so bad? Georges from Laval, Qc

Well Georges(by the way, drop the S on the end of ur name ya tit), pussy smells like that to keep out the racoons, squirrels and other marments that may be lurking around thinking they might be in for a fish dinner..

Thanks Georges….

Question #2 comes from Cindy in Tampa, Fl

I’m a very sexy woman, with a great personality and very intelligent. Why do men only want one thing from me?

Cindy, men only want sex..thats life..if ur dumb enough to think a man who isn’t emotionally disabled dosen’t have sex as his #1 priority then u need to get off the glue honey… thanks for the question, and just give it up to them…i’m sure ur dying for the cock anyway.

So, from me and the perple J, happy easter…may be the last one we get..and here is your egg.� �

Black Xmas

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