Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 29 of February 2008 at 5:24 am
have u guys seen this show? they hook u up to a lie detecter and ask u personal questions about ur shit..if u dont bullshit then u get money…but u embarass yourself…its great to watch..and would be great to do..unless ur a whore….
so i’m watching this show the other night..and u all probably saw it..this blonde bitch..married to a cop for 2 years..gets up there…says she loves her ex bf still…thinks she should have married him…and that she has cheated on her husband while they have been married….all right in front of this guy and while on national tv…
u gotta be some kinda money grubbing, dumbass whore to do this…especially if end up not winning any money…which the slut didn’t cuz she was asked “do u think ur a good person” she said “yes” the machine goes “FALSE” lol….so not only does she pretty much ruin her husbands life..but she , herself, knows she’s a cheating, cum sucking whore …thats great..at least she knows..but why lie about thinking ur a good person after u told the truth about sucking dicks behind ur husbands back,..the same husband u told that ur still in love with ur ex…makes no sense…
but this just goes to show…u can’t trust anyone..especially a woman these days…its hard for some of u to wrap ur fucking heads around this cuz we were all brought up to think that women are “the fairer sex” and that little girls are “sugar and spice and everything nice”…well guess what fuckos’ …if u believe that shit…ur fucking ‘tarded….. they also say “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” which is totally true..cuz if a bitch thinks ur fucking with them..they do anything possible to fuck u over…anything….its unreal..and there’s one running for president….not fucking likely folks
anyway…i’m just sick of stupid sayings and beliefs getting in the way of reality…and most of you are saying..well Bx, god of god’s..king of kings…what do u mean???? i’m in touch with reality….
ya..u in touch of ur remote control that lets u connect with “reality tv” as real as that is…the simple fact is that the more something is said..the less likely it is true… like all men care about is sex,…which is a fucking lie….we also care about food…steak specifically, and i nice lobster tail…mmmm…. so see..its easy to believe anything u read..but its harder, and more rewarding to actually discover the truth..but the majority of the people who live in our world today could give a fuck less…..
cunty….
Bx
Category: Random Shit, moment of truth
Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 15 of February 2008 at 3:22 pm
Perple J has been hitting the gym hard lately…good thing I found a kickass work out partner in Lin Won Choo Mi to really kick my ass in gear:
Perple J learned the hard lessons of internet dating when this bitch showed her true self:
Nigga please its just a fucking water balloon:
o shit
Have a fucking good friday bitches
Category: Random Shit
Posted By blackXmas on Thursday, 7 of February 2008 at 2:44 pm
I dunno if any of u know this..but southwestern ontario,canada is getting hit with a shittin’ fuckload of snow…its quite incredible..but shitty to shovel…god’s being a daft cunt lately about the weather..
Speaking of daft cunts… I just saw this movie.. Hooligans a.k.a. Gobshite… its like a usual suspects meets snatch/lock, stock and two smoking barrels… it has the traditional cockney english chatter…and is pretty fucking funny.. its about an english guy…ronnie something or other…going and taking over a pub in ireland… he calls england “god’s country” and all irish people “piss up’s” lol…great shit..i recommend it…
anyway..i know its been a while..but i got some new bitches sending in pictures of their junk..enjoy..and me and the purple J will be updating the site more now..we’re sober again for a bit…
lata niggaz
BX
god i love sluts…ciao
Category: Canada, Hooligans, Ontario, Random Shit, snow, web sluts
Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 15 of January 2008 at 4:03 am
ya..i know..its been a while..sorry for the delay..its been quite a few weeks with the holidays and all (holidays ok with everyone? i hate christianity as much as a radical muslim, but fuck both of em’ lol)
So i saw balls of fury..good movie..lots of chinks..a hot nipper whore and that wetback george lopez…great shit…nobody really famous tho…except the other half of shake and bake from ricky bobby and oswald from the Drew Carrey show. I love ping pong and hot asian sluts…good movie…not great..not dodge ball good..but good none the less.
The best part of the movie was actually a name the nip old man had for the white guy he was training “Why Low” i’m sure its spelled differently in chink speak…but i decided to spel it photonetically so we could all say it…but anyway..it means “round eye”…i thought it was funny because is that supposed to make a whitey feel bad? we don’t care about round eyes or sloped eyes or whatever..as long as she has a tight ass….and she did in that movie 
So how about hilary clinton…a chick or a terrorist…good luck u.s.a.,..this is gonna incur WWIII trust me…some way or another…i dunno what the world is coming too..thank god i’m not gonna live forever lol..
so its been a while since i had any intelligent responses to anything i’ve written..so how about something that dosen’t scream “i’m a lazy fuck and just want to write something on the worlds’ greatest website”
see ya later roundeyes
Bx
Category: Balls of Fury, Random Shit, U.S.A., hillary clinton
Posted By blackXmas on Thursday, 20 of December 2007 at 6:23 am
my hands were all bloody…from punchin’ on the concrete…god damn homie..my minds’ playin’ tricks on me….
Now if u can imagine some black dwarf raps that on an album by The Ghetto Boys…
its called “My mind’s playin’ tricks on me” but me and the perp-atrator call it “Dark As Fuck” its possibly the best line a nigga ever wrote..or done wrote…to use the parlance of our times….dude…
anyway..keep the pics coming to opulantcanine@hotmail.com ladies..this bitch is hot right n’eare (here in cartman-speak)…
NOW THAT’S A TIGHT ASS….
Have a very Black X-mas…
Category: Ghetto Boys, Hot Bitches, Random Shit
Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 18 of December 2007 at 8:16 pm
how about this shit..u all have probably seen that UPS commercial ” what can brown do for u?” heres an answer..FUCK U OVER AND WASTE UR LIFE…
example..i’m getting this new phone from my cell company…deadly phone..that LG SHINE its sweet..anyway…first i order it..then the fucking snow comes….everything stops for a day..thats ok..no big deal.. then i call the phone company..they check the order..say its gonna be here between 9 am and 5 pm local time..i say fine…so then its like 3 pm and i call ups directly..they say between 8 am and 8 pm local time….
ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS….a 12 hr window…remember that other part of the UPS commercial when the packages actually control where the truck goes..how supposedly they gps every package somehow? well thats TOTAL BULLSHIT…the bitch on the phone said nothing when i asked her about that..its just “IN TRANSIT” thats fucking nice cuz i have 12 hrs to sit around and wait for a phone..what a joke…..i’d kill those jerks….people have died for less
Bx
Category: LG Shine, Random Shit, UPS
Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 11 of December 2007 at 1:39 am
happy holidays fuckeroo’s …my tree , she’s a thirsty..
thats some good shit eh..i like it fuckin’ lots…merry cockanauh…
Bx
Category: Booze, Christmas Tree, Random Shit, Xmas
Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 7 of December 2007 at 7:03 pm
well thank god the perple J is picking up the slack this week..i’ve been really fucking dropping the ball….just on a hard bender…its all good tho…thank me (god) that my brotha “the perp” knows when I need to just get shitfaced for a week and takes care of all u cunts….
so he posted some funny pics …i like em… u should too..or you’re a carp…
CARP (noun): 1. a bottom feeding sick fish that eats any shit given to it. 2. Everyone that dosen’t like my site. eg. You are a CARP if u don’t like the shit we spew forth on theblackxmas.com.
So given that i’ve almost been out of it…i better come back..cuz as all u know “every time i get out, they pull me back in”…. pacino rules…
is it me or does anyone else wanna just ram a porn star in the mouth? i think i should do that..and tape it for ya’s…
oh ya..got another tit pic from one of my female fans…gotta love it..nice set of tits..check it out
Category: Random Shit
Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 7 of December 2007 at 1:29 pm
Category: Random Shit
Posted By Perple Jesus on Thursday, 6 of December 2007 at 5:27 am
Category: Random Shit
