Funny Shit Friday

Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 7 of December 2007 at 1:29 pm

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Check Out The New Burner-Taylor Made Driver…

Posted By Perple Jesus on Thursday, 6 of December 2007 at 5:27 am

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Hard To Find Xmas Gifts…

Posted By Perple Jesus on Monday, 3 of December 2007 at 8:06 pm

damn these fucking things are hard to come by

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Best Divorce Letter Ever…

Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 30 of November 2007 at 5:18 pm

k this is a rather long letter BUT if ya got time ( i know you fuckers do) read it…funny shit

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I get $$$..i run NY

Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 30 of November 2007 at 5:05 pm

fuck i hate 50 cent…i’ve never seen such a money grubbin nigga in my whole life…we all know his background..got shot 9 times (a pity one of those bullets didnt kill him) and now he is a whore…just like alot of black performers are (notice i said performers and not musicians…these piles don’t make music, they provide music if u can call it that).  I mean..dosen’t it sicken people that all these guys can talk about is money, hoes , and drugs and/or drinking ?  I listen to alot of music..and the MUSICIANS i listen to actually create their music with instruments and make songs that are interesting or at least have something meaningful behind their music…not something as mundane as ” u can find me in the club….i’m into having sex, i’m not into making love”  OK “fiddy” i got it…too bad no more assassins have come to this club and “popped a cap in yo’ ass” while u were fucking some stupid slut that loves ur junk music.

On a totally different note…i’m playing in a texas hold’em tournament this weekend in strath-vegas (strathroy,ontario) …we call it that cuz its a shitty little town of about 12,000 and is ironic…do u get it? fucking retards i tell ya…..anyway, they also like to play alot of poker….so its a funny little name…strath-vegas….haha

also..how many people in this world can believe their own lies? its really unbelievable…its seems like people in this world these days have no integrity, no regard for people that they don’t know…its really disgusting that people don’t give a fuck…i mean..i dont give a fuck now….cuz no one else does…but at least i give suggestions on how to get this society back to the way it was 40 or 50 years ago where men were men, women were women, and fags were outcasts…not given shows to make straight guys look at thing thru “the queer eye”…by the way..whoever put that show on tv needs a beating…

so anyway..when i get back from strath-vegas i should be 500 bucks richer…ya..i’m that fucking good…hellmuth(poker star)…email me and i’ll give ya lessons nigga!

so anyway…how many sluts sucked a random’s cock last night? let me know at opulantcanine@hotmail.com and don’t forget to send ur titty pics, etc with our name on a picture card..like on the side of the page here

later fucko’s

BX

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Funny Picture Friday

Posted By Perple Jesus on Friday, 30 of November 2007 at 12:15 am

ok here we go with the first installment of a regular feature here where we are going to post some funny / stupid / weird / retarded pictures every fucking friday so hope you enjoy >>

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Good Morning America

Posted By blackXmas on Monday, 19 of November 2007 at 4:14 pm

How is everyone? good? bad? care factor = 0

so anyway..i had quite a weekend…not really..sarnia bores me..same filth at the bar, same scenario every time, dirty bitch talks to and goes home with the gimpiest dude at the bar…i guess i can’t allow myself to be a big enough tit to try to pick up a chick at a bar..but my druugies…i’m getting older..and i dunno if i wanna bring a chick home from the bar around here..i did that like 3 years ago and right before we were gonna get it on she told me she had the herpes…then told me that a condom would stop me from getting it…UHHH UHHHH!!!! stupid bitch eh, like i’m gonna get warts to pound her…..definately not worth it lol

anyway… i’m sure there is more going on in the world then I cared to observe over the last couple days..but i didn’t look…hehe..

How about this? anyone have a topic they would like me to address or a question they need answered…send ur questions and shit to opulantcanine@hotmail.com

also..women..send in ur pics with BLACKxMas painted on ya somehow and u might get a free gift hehe..most likely not..but u’ll be able to make the site a better place to live…and be sure to include ur titties or ass in the pic..

here’s one i recieved already..not the greatest titties..but its a start.

HEAVY HANGERS eh druuuugies? hehe

keep sending in ur titty pics bitches… i love it… opulantcanine@hotmail.com

ciao,

BX

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I’m a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend???

Posted By blackXmas on Thursday, 8 of November 2007 at 3:35 pm

good day niggaz and niggettes… i am sick as fuck..some little cumwad kid probably touched my coffee cup and gave me kid scabies…i hate those walking disease farms…so 50 bucks later i got some medicine so i can get rid of everyone elses germs that somehow got in my system…and i’ll be back to the muthafuckin lord of the universe status that u have all come to know and love…

SO…having got that off my chest..it was 3:30 am this morning when i was on my way to emergency to get checked out and I heard this country song on the radio…NOW..i do not now, nor ever in the past, present or future, will condone this so called “NEW Country” music, but it wasen’t my car so i didn’t fuck with the radio…anyway..this country music bitch was singing a song about tormenting and basically stalking her ex boyfriend and stating she was “A crazy ex-Girlfriend” …… “A” crazy ex girlfriend? “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” crazy ex girlfriend????  Ok…heres another problem…being “A” crazy ex girlfriend is not something that should be socially acceptable , the song should be called ” I’m Not Fucking Mentally Stable cuz my little WOMAN mind can’t handle being dumped”  and not “A” crazy ex girlfriend…because the majority of women i think that listen to this song think that is an ok way to act..when in reality…they need to be locked up..cuz u know if urs truely stalked an ex-girlfriend i’d be goin to jail real fucking quick…so liberal douchebags in ottawa/washington…do something ya useless tits..

FUCK I HATE PEOPLE

But on a lighter note…the infamous Rowdy Roddy Piper is speaking at a local highschool tonight…supporting his new movie…what a guy the HOT ROD is …He was my idol growing up and I might need to go hear him talk…A guy i know was in his last movie …it was an indy film…but its cool he hangs out in a little shithole town like sarnia or petrolia… way to go HOT ROD…u da man.

So anyway..to summerize.. 1)don’t societally reinforce a crazy bitch’s behaviour thru any media outlet (that means u 2 tyra banks, u hot black ho) and B:(i know i went from 1 to B, thats the joke ya retards hehe)  Rowdy Roddy Piper is a cool shit..

By the way..the detroit lions rock..here’s a pic from the game i went too vs. denver last weekend …peace out fucktardo’s.

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HAPPY NEIL DIAMOND DAY DRUUUGIIESS>>>

Posted By blackXmas on Friday, 2 of November 2007 at 4:41 am

Neil Diamond is pretty killer… we started up this thing in uni(versity) cuz we had a keg party on devils night one year..then we left to go to hamilton to party..then we came back on nov 1 and had a left of keg..so we named nov 1 1997 neil diamond day…drank the rest of the keg with 10 of our best friends…got high and listened to neil diamond..then went to the bar..got sluts and nailed em to “sweet caroline” just fucking cranked…

that was 1o yrs ago now…the good old days..

(BTW..thanks to some cockwhore named anne that left a comment and reminded me that i had 11 yrs instead of 1o yrs ago…look bitch..i’m sure the dick u took up the ass last night was a waaaay bigger mistake then me fucking up a year ya cunt..so next time lets leave a picture eh hun? or go back to being a dumb bitch that makes decisions with her erratic pussy controlled thoughts..which can’t be good for anyone cuz anything that bleeds for 7 days and dosen’t die..is crazy..thanks, Ed.)

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I’ve Got A……

Posted By blackXmas on Tuesday, 23 of October 2007 at 2:30 pm

hello hello…how ur heads doin? thats great…i don’t really care..but i’m glad that u all could pull urselves away from all ur problems to read about what really matters…scapegoating…let me explain…

Does anyone else ever see those commercials where some has “an irritable bowel” or anything else where the mass media/advertisers and society has pluralized a personal problem into a socially acceptable , almost normal issue. like really.. ” i have AN irritable bowel”??? no…u don’t have AN irritable bowel..YOUR asshole…YOUR PERSONAL ASSHOLE…is fucked…cuz i don’t have AN irritable bowel and no one i know does…we all take shits frequently and with great pride

now..they got these panties on tv for bitches that u wear when ur drippin’ from the snatch (discarding eggs) and then u throw them away…well isnt that convenient???? men have been trying to throw our gitch away forever..but they make our boxers too expensive.. is there anything that they won’t mass produce for women? Answer: No ….cuz the average compliant woman will buy anything that helps them deal with their junk when its red river time….

Did u know in certain african tribes they lock women on the rag up in huts for a week when they are bleeding…they..in their jungle monkey knowledge, say that “evil spirits” emit from them when its aunt flo time…now..whos telling them that they are wrong for doin that??? go for it…u’ll get a poison tipped blow dart in the face….we could learn something from these people…i mean..we allow women, who are mostly emotionally and mentally unstable to begine with, to go to work and interact with society when they get the “period”…these mutha fuckas just lock em in a hut…that sounds like a better option to me… seriously…who needs to put up with that…fuckin liberal gay loving gimps…

anyway…i’m gonna have a period…a period of eating chicken wings in about 2 hrs ..hehehe….fuckin hell…kba

BX

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