hello hello…how ur heads doin? thats great…i don’t really care..but i’m glad that u all could pull urselves away from all ur problems to read about what really matters…scapegoating…let me explain…

Does anyone else ever see those commercials where some has “an irritable bowel” or anything else where the mass media/advertisers and society has pluralized a personal problem into a socially acceptable , almost normal issue. like really.. ” i have AN irritable bowel”??? no…u don’t have AN irritable bowel..YOUR asshole…YOUR PERSONAL ASSHOLE…is fucked…cuz i don’t have AN irritable bowel and no one i know does…we all take shits frequently and with great pride

now..they got these panties on tv for bitches that u wear when ur drippin’ from the snatch (discarding eggs) and then u throw them away…well isnt that convenient???? men have been trying to throw our gitch away forever..but they make our boxers too expensive.. is there anything that they won’t mass produce for women? Answer: No ….cuz the average compliant woman will buy anything that helps them deal with their junk when its red river time….

Did u know in certain african tribes they lock women on the rag up in huts for a week when they are bleeding…they..in their jungle monkey knowledge, say that “evil spirits” emit from them when its aunt flo time…now..whos telling them that they are wrong for doin that??? go for it…u’ll get a poison tipped blow dart in the face….we could learn something from these people…i mean..we allow women, who are mostly emotionally and mentally unstable to begine with, to go to work and interact with society when they get the “period”…these mutha fuckas just lock em in a hut…that sounds like a better option to me… seriously…who needs to put up with that…fuckin liberal gay loving gimps…

anyway…i’m gonna have a period…a period of eating chicken wings in about 2 hrs ..hehehe….fuckin hell…kba

BX

I don’t know if any of you fucks have heard of sharking before but if you haven’t its funny as hell.  It started in Japan (go figure…crazy nips) and has just made its way to Europe and is catching on.  It is highly illegal so I don’t recommend doing it yourself but it is very entertaining to watch thats for sure…basically guys sneak up on hot chicks in a public place and rip down there shirts exposing their tits or whip down their pants (some go for the panties too which is ballzy) the shock and awe reaction from the girls is classic:

Sharking Video 

Welcome to the weekend…just a side note …i dunno how good the strip clubs are where u are from..but where i live..we get tight little 19 yr old sluts in every week..its great..stupid bitches..lol

Back to the topic at hand…AL GORE?!?! this monkey is getting a nobel peace prize now for talking to the world about global warming..what the fuck ever..everyone knows this shits been goin on forever..but because this prick has the money to go around the world and talk about it he gets a peace prize… so by that rational..maybe i could get one of these nobel’s for my work in social realization and correction…cuz i do make this world a little more understandable by my analysis of the fucked up way society has become and give advice on how we as men can fix it…but no one listens to me cuz i’m not Al Gore or that african booty scratcher Dr. Phil… brutal..

So my druuugies, help me to help u…refer people to our site..me and the perple J do this for u..for our brothers who are sick of putting up with the shit… its almost revolutionary…except for the fact that this is all second nature to us…. we just wanna see peoples LOF (look on face) when we tell the them shit that no one else is man enough to say..even tho its the truth..so pass it along ya pussies …and for the people that do tell your friends/aquaitences…thank you…ur doing us and the world a great favor…

So fuck Al Gore…give me a peace prize…cuz i haven’t gone postal on some dumb fucks …yet lol..

porko dia…putanna

BX

fucking right the BX is back…thanksgiving day in CANADA…the turkey was good..the head i got before supper was even better…but i digress…

so heres a little story about the “only 1 october” that fag dane cook talks about on the commercials for the baseball playoffs…currently..as i’m writing this..i’m watching the yankees/indians game on TBS or Peachtree TV..whatever the fuck they call themselves…i think its one in the daytime and the other at night..fucking ted turner…

ANYWAY…..they know how to shitter up the playoffs like no other station..they have 3 bucketheads…including some guy named chip and tony gwynn..the fat ass from the padres like 10 yrs ago…doing the announcing…now i dunno what the hell kinda contraband ted turner is pumping into his veins or if its the fact that he;s getting to be about a century old…but what the fuck ted…did u at least listen to these guys before u put them to work..sometimes they say the stupidest shit goin…or they just remain silent…which is preferable… cuz they suck goat ass…for real..

i mean fox takes over for the next series thank god..get terry bradshaw in there..i mean even tho he dosen’t know shit all about baseball…he at least is entertaining..these guys make drying paint seem like a great time…fucking twats!!!

by the way..don’t u love the way in this age of so called Political Correctness…that there are teams like the the Indians and Yankees still around…ted must love that cuz i’m sure he’s a true southern gentleman that hates niggaz….

anyway…i’ll be updating the site more often now..so will my bro the Perple J cuz if he dosen’t i’ll kick his gook ass..(just kidding..he’s not gooker lol)

war..what is it good for..george bush’s pocket..

this is the hand i will slap u with ted turner…u old money grubbing prick
BX out…

i came across this the other day…i love how black people use the word nigger or nigga and no one else can…..

” I’M A NIGGA, HE’S A NIGGA, SHE’S A NIGGA, WE SOME NIGGAS, WOULDN’T U LIKE TO BE A NIGGA TOO?”

thats a quote from Easy “Muthafuckin” E of NWA…thats recorded..check out efil4zaggin album (niggaz4life backwards )

On the total opposite side of the spectrum we got some redneck racism from canada….its not the same as the gangsta’s…but the same messages come across lol

war out homies….

BX

Well its been a long time since we had a chance to talk my little druuugies….but lucky for u niggaz that the Perple J enlightened ur asses with a great tribute to sluts and their secondary vagines…..

anyway.. time to impart some wisdom about a tale from long ago…

Back when i went to university..not mentioning which one..but me and alot of my friends went to the same one from my hometown. One night at a party we got trashed..really shittered…and being the smart god-like fuckers we were…came up with a great idea for a sing along..perple j remembers this i’m sure… we would say…..

“Shes my lady in red (then all the guys would repeat it, shouting of course), she really loves to give me head ( again with the repeating). this would happen 2 times in a row…and then we would go ” ooh ohh oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…oooooh ohhhhh ohhh ohh oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh.. and that would be repeated… it works with any colours…our favorites were blue, pink and yellow..cuz she loves to suck the little fellow …..SLUTS hehe…it also works with places…like my lady on the floor..shes a filthy nasty whore OR she always begs me for more….whatever u like feel free to add ur own variations in the comments area under the comments area under the blog.
On a totally unrelated topic..i love that britney spears whored it up on the mtv awards..i think she was on coke, perks, meth and cum when she did that performance…

ciao for now

its not very often i come across a t-Shirt that I really fucking like but this one especially caught my attention…now this isn’t a shirt I’d wear around myself but Any and Every hot chick should be wearing this shirt on a regular basis…

So anyway..i wake up this morning and i say to myself, “self… what can i do to make this world a better place?” Then i think to myself..not much..cuz the rediculousness of life is too much to try and change. There are way too many people that are soooo fucked in the head out there..and when u try to get through to them and let them know that its not healthy to me a manic depressive or a controlling psychotic they don’t listen cuz they think its normal…

Its not normal to steal a plant from ur recently ex’s place…..

Also, its not ok to interrupt me while i’m watching “OW my Balls” lol ( u need to see the movie IDIOCRACY to get that one..still one of my favorite movies)

I was watching 300 the other day and I thought maybe the spartans had the right idea..kill all the children that come out with defects…unfortunately, u can’t see right away that a person is going to be a fucking retard (not in a literally retarded “six shots” kinda way, but a fuckhead that causes other people to have a rough go at stuff sometimes).

Now I know ur saying “SIX SHOTS??!?!?!?!?! what the FUCK is that?!?!?” ok.. some tardo back in the day when i went to elementary school..he was ‘tarded of course…really..like a real drooler…. anyway… he used to play the only game at recess that his gerbal brain to comprehend…he called it six shots…the Perple J knows what i’m talking about…nigga… hehe… anyway…the game basically consisted of him chucking a basketball off a brick wall repeatedly, with the goof saying, after every throw..”SIX SHAAAAATS !!!! (6 shots)…as u can imagine..this did not really progress the game much..and we were all asked to play by this poor little fella…but we lost interest pretty quickly as there was seemingly no real goal to the game. But the kid was what we called “a good tard” because he didn’t shit or piss himself or hit girls in the eye with his lunch box..

On a more serious note…none of u fucking bitches out there have emailed me at opulantcanine@hotmail.com to post ur whorey pics on here.. i could grab random internet pics (like i do from time to time) but i think i need to take pictures of broads up close and personal to really see their inner slut

But..I came across this one internet whore that i actually went to college with.. she goes by Meredith 18.. which is cool cuz her name is actually meredith..fuck she was hot..and i wanted to pound her hard while at school..look at this pic and tell me u don’t want too..and girls..this is the kind of pics we need to take…

Not bad eh…fucking who knew that girl was such a little whore.

war out…

BX

HOLY FUCK, sorry folks..its been a while since i posted any shit..the Montreal trip took alot outta me, then aerosmith..that was a good show…and ya..i was too blasted up in montreal to get pics of hot chicks…but some toothless crackwhore offered to fuck me for 10 bucks outside a strip club at 3 pm. lol…i of course said no…cuz i don’t neccessarily wanna get ghonna-sypha-herpa-leees…lol

On a brighter side..i guess Drew Carey is going to host the price is right now.. not that lesbo retard cow rosie… does she still drip from the snatch? or did she get her uteris pulled out so she can’t retard up the rest of the world? cuz seriously..everyone’s ok with gay people.. and i guess i am too… but being a homo is an obvious mental defect…it would be like breeding retards for no good reason.

Also… i think we all need to do something in canada about creating jobs for qualified people and not dumping money into programs to give ‘tards jobs or stupid associations that remind women when to get their tits checked for lumps..like for real…ur doctor can give u a card that says come back in 6 months or whatever.. u don;t need the gov. to allocate half a million every year to an association cuz women can’t remember to check their tits for lumps…thats a stupid as saying the gov should pay for bangkok hookers to come to canada, clean out their aids infested asses and then send em around town to give guys bjers n’ shit..cuz really…half a million goes alot farther in thailand lol.

otherwise..its been a cool summer..my golf game is shit…and i need a new job… can some one hook a nigga up?

to end it..i saw this figgity comic on tv last night..and he made a great point… always maxi pads….shouldnt they be called “some of the time” rather than “always”?

thats one to think about my druuugies…till next time…no feltching…

BX

as some of u may or may not have heard..this wrestler guy killed his wife, his kid, and himself the other day. this is quite interested as he had alot of money and shit..and could have got another chick to blow him in a minute if his wife left him…

I don’t get this guy…but either way..crazy ass frenchman..good thing i’m goin to montreal in a couple days..haha wait for pics of hot montreal broads coming.. that’ll be good shit fuckers

benoit in happier times when he’s not killing children or hanging himself