welcome back to the world of Bx and Perple J…i have been informed by the Master J that we will in fact be revamping this site to bring u wonderful people more of what u want…an honest, objective and usually fucking hilarious view on whats going on in the world…addressing social injustices, quandering social thought, and tell people to harden the fuck up when necessary… so ya…keep on reading and writing people…if a tree falls in the forest…you know…it might hit a monkey….

so anyway…if i have neglected u my druuugies i do apologize…i’ve been on a steady dose of booze, march madness, strippers and mlb 09 the show for ps3…

it hasen’t been pretty… but it has been entertaining….

an intersting story passed my desk from many many moons ago (that reference was just for u my native american friends haha)…..

buddy hooks up with this pin cushion back in highschool…chick just gets hammered on by a bunch of guys all the time right…can’t fit it in her…so here’s the great part…like 6 years later he grabs her at the bar..and she’s nice and borred out by now…slides right in….what a slut eh? haha..funny thing is…this is more usual than most of us guys would care to believe….what ever happened to the old days..when chicks just shat out kids and cooked dinner…damn the economy and 2 job families….thats also why alot of kids get preggers these days…its a big circle of shit..hahaha…but i’m not one to complain..so u never heard it from me

anyway….new site is coming soon….or i’m gonna fucking lose it… i can’t help but put up a pic i found of this chick online…. she’s hot as shit right? but don’t be fooled..she has razorblades in her pussy..i think…

here i come to save the day,

Bx

as many of u know the baseball all star game is coming up in like a week..i like baseball alot..people that don’t like baseball and like other sports probably don’t understand the game..i know ur saying “fuck..its easy..u throw the ball..u hit the ball, u catch the ball” its alot more than that.

i mean granted, in the early stages..little shits of 10 years old, its that basic..but the junk some of these pitchers throw at u is sickening…like..give it a shot …ha

anyway… theres alot of red sox and yankees on the AL team this year..no surprise..but how about josh hamilton from texas..this guy was drafted high…then GOT high on coke (bob probert’s favorite) for like a year..must have been fun…and then cleaned himself up and is now one of the best players in the league.. what a fucking comeback…i’m sure he’ll have his old bitches he gots high with contacting him for money for blow…he might have ghona-sypha-herpeleez from fucking all those crack whores tho.

on another note..me and the perple J took a recon last week to toronto…and went to little india..i never smelled or heard such things in my life..fucking those people sound like every stereotype i’ve ever heard about towel heads… its another world…a world that dosen’t belong in canada.

GET THE FUCK OUT OR SPEAK ENGLISH…GOT IT PATEL?

also..how about that jaw grinding spic rafa nadal? who woulda thought he would have been federerererererer at wimbledon… me…thats who…..what a match

anyway…we’re gonna be doin more updates …even the perple J if he can get off his ass

later

Bx