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Bx, ur old friend..is back again..bask in my reflective glory…i have a few new insights into this terrible, twisted, man hating, pro estrogen world we live in..and how we can make it a better place…

#1 fantasia parties…
WHAT THE FUCK…SERIOUSLY… women get together in “parties” and buy dildos and the like… even married women? seriously..u wanna get off..u get a man..i mean sure..buy one to stick in ur ass when ur getting nailed by a guy..but seriously..thats just retarded..is there anything women won’t spend money on…i mean..sex is something virtually any woman can get at any time..so unless ur a serious nympho or u got a hole the size of the grand canyon and need a “mr. fister” u should be ok with a normal male cock.

#2 ….. the super bowl…
it never fails…drama, drama, drama…..now if the lions can make a comeback and win a game? lol ya…they suck worse than the maple leafs..who suck really bad at hockey if anyone didn’t know…

#3…… why so many kids?
why do women feel compelled to have a bastard child even if it was the consequence of a 1 night stand..i cannot comprehend..for the life of me…why u would want to burden ur life forever and decrease the likelyhood that ur kid will grow up well adjusted and a positive addition to society to just follow ur bullshit religious beliefs and not have an abortion????? crazyness i tell ya..

i think everyone needs to listen to this guy..and harden the fuck up…

Bx.

4 Feb 2009

hide-dy ho motherfuckers…..

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Advice, Pop Culture, Sports

good day niggaz and niggettes… i am sick as fuck..some little cumwad kid probably touched my coffee cup and gave me kid scabies…i hate those walking disease farms…so 50 bucks later i got some medicine so i can get rid of everyone elses germs that somehow got in my system…and i’ll be back to the muthafuckin lord of the universe status that u have all come to know and love…

SO…having got that off my chest..it was 3:30 am this morning when i was on my way to emergency to get checked out and I heard this country song on the radio…NOW..i do not now, nor ever in the past, present or future, will condone this so called “NEW Country” music, but it wasen’t my car so i didn’t fuck with the radio…anyway..this country music bitch was singing a song about tormenting and basically stalking her ex boyfriend and stating she was “A crazy ex-Girlfriend” …… “A” crazy ex girlfriend? “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” crazy ex girlfriend????  Ok…heres another problem…being “A” crazy ex girlfriend is not something that should be socially acceptable , the song should be called ” I’m Not Fucking Mentally Stable cuz my little WOMAN mind can’t handle being dumped”  and not “A” crazy ex girlfriend…because the majority of women i think that listen to this song think that is an ok way to act..when in reality…they need to be locked up..cuz u know if urs truely stalked an ex-girlfriend i’d be goin to jail real fucking quick…so liberal douchebags in ottawa/washington…do something ya useless tits..

FUCK I HATE PEOPLE

But on a lighter note…the infamous Rowdy Roddy Piper is speaking at a local highschool tonight…supporting his new movie…what a guy the HOT ROD is …He was my idol growing up and I might need to go hear him talk…A guy i know was in his last movie …it was an indy film…but its cool he hangs out in a little shithole town like sarnia or petrolia… way to go HOT ROD…u da man.

So anyway..to summerize.. 1)don’t societally reinforce a crazy bitch’s behaviour thru any media outlet (that means u 2 tyra banks, u hot black ho) and B:(i know i went from 1 to B, thats the joke ya retards hehe)  Rowdy Roddy Piper is a cool shit..

By the way..the detroit lions rock..here’s a pic from the game i went too vs. denver last weekend …peace out fucktardo’s.

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8 Nov 2007

I’m a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend???

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit