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welcome back to the world of Bx and Perple J…i have been informed by the Master J that we will in fact be revamping this site to bring u wonderful people more of what u want…an honest, objective and usually fucking hilarious view on whats going on in the world…addressing social injustices, quandering social thought, and tell people to harden the fuck up when necessary… so ya…keep on reading and writing people…if a tree falls in the forest…you know…it might hit a monkey….

so anyway…if i have neglected u my druuugies i do apologize…i’ve been on a steady dose of booze, march madness, strippers and mlb 09 the show for ps3…

it hasen’t been pretty… but it has been entertaining….

an intersting story passed my desk from many many moons ago (that reference was just for u my native american friends ;) haha)…..

buddy hooks up with this pin cushion back in highschool…chick just gets hammered on by a bunch of guys all the time right…can’t fit it in her…so here’s the great part…like 6 years later he grabs her at the bar..and she’s nice and borred out by now…slides right in….what a slut eh? haha..funny thing is…this is more usual than most of us guys would care to believe….what ever happened to the old days..when chicks just shat out kids and cooked dinner…damn the economy and 2 job families….thats also why alot of kids get preggers these days…its a big circle of shit..hahaha…but i’m not one to complain..so u never heard it from me ;)

anyway….new site is coming soon….or i’m gonna fucking lose it… i can’t help but put up a pic i found of this chick online…. she’s hot as shit right? but don’t be fooled..she has razorblades in her pussy..i think…

here i come to save the day,

Bx

24 Mar 2009

is everybody in? the show is about to..begin…

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: ps3, Sports

fucking right the BX is back…thanksgiving day in CANADA…the turkey was good..the head i got before supper was even better…but i digress…

so heres a little story about the “only 1 october” that fag dane cook talks about on the commercials for the baseball playoffs…currently..as i’m writing this..i’m watching the yankees/indians game on TBS or Peachtree TV..whatever the fuck they call themselves…i think its one in the daytime and the other at night..fucking ted turner…

ANYWAY…..they know how to shitter up the playoffs like no other station..they have 3 bucketheads…including some guy named chip and tony gwynn..the fat ass from the padres like 10 yrs ago…doing the announcing…now i dunno what the hell kinda contraband ted turner is pumping into his veins or if its the fact that he;s getting to be about a century old…but what the fuck ted…did u at least listen to these guys before u put them to work..sometimes they say the stupidest shit goin…or they just remain silent…which is preferable… cuz they suck goat ass…for real..

i mean fox takes over for the next series thank god..get terry bradshaw in there..i mean even tho he dosen’t know shit all about baseball…he at least is entertaining..these guys make drying paint seem like a great time…fucking twats!!!

by the way..don’t u love the way in this age of so called Political Correctness…that there are teams like the the Indians and Yankees still around…ted must love that cuz i’m sure he’s a true southern gentleman that hates niggaz….

anyway…i’ll be updating the site more often now..so will my bro the Perple J cuz if he dosen’t i’ll kick his gook ass..(just kidding..he’s not gooker lol)

war..what is it good for..george bush’s pocket..

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this is the hand i will slap u with ted turner…u old money grubbing prick
BX out…

9 Oct 2007

There’s only 1 october????

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit