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welcome back to the world of Bx and Perple J…i have been informed by the Master J that we will in fact be revamping this site to bring u wonderful people more of what u want…an honest, objective and usually fucking hilarious view on whats going on in the world…addressing social injustices, quandering social thought, and tell people to harden the fuck up when necessary… so ya…keep on reading and writing people…if a tree falls in the forest…you know…it might hit a monkey….

so anyway…if i have neglected u my druuugies i do apologize…i’ve been on a steady dose of booze, march madness, strippers and mlb 09 the show for ps3…

it hasen’t been pretty… but it has been entertaining….

an intersting story passed my desk from many many moons ago (that reference was just for u my native american friends ;) haha)…..

buddy hooks up with this pin cushion back in highschool…chick just gets hammered on by a bunch of guys all the time right…can’t fit it in her…so here’s the great part…like 6 years later he grabs her at the bar..and she’s nice and borred out by now…slides right in….what a slut eh? haha..funny thing is…this is more usual than most of us guys would care to believe….what ever happened to the old days..when chicks just shat out kids and cooked dinner…damn the economy and 2 job families….thats also why alot of kids get preggers these days…its a big circle of shit..hahaha…but i’m not one to complain..so u never heard it from me ;)

anyway….new site is coming soon….or i’m gonna fucking lose it… i can’t help but put up a pic i found of this chick online…. she’s hot as shit right? but don’t be fooled..she has razorblades in her pussy..i think…

here i come to save the day,

Bx

24 Mar 2009

is everybody in? the show is about to..begin…

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: ps3, Sports

happy holidays heads….or jolly xmas…whatever the fuck?
i dunno what it is about this time of year..but it makes me sick..maybe its cuz of the crazy money laundering of people to buy junk to appease their kids and thus abandon their role as parents…or if its the shrowd of “peace on earth” and “goodwill toward men” bullshit that no one really believes… its quite interesting how shit goes down…

i mean really…have u ever heard if someone commits a crime in the holidays the term, “…and on xmas ( i wont say the religiously biased version of this dispicable holiday thanks) ” SO really? someone stealing a car or murdering a person on or near xmas…that makes it worse??? cuz maybe that person didn’t deserve to die “around xmas” but in february it would have been fine…oh wait..valentines day and black history month (great song by death from above 1979 btw) are in february…so thats no good..how about april? is april ok? hmmm..possibly..cuz theirs just april fools day in april…but the mlb baseball season starts up…actually someone getting off’ed during the baseball playoffs is more relevant to me….ha

also….tyra banks is still being a huge douche…one minute all she tells chicks is how to make urself better ..better for what exactly i dunno…and the next minute she’s hang with prositutes and porn stars and disfigured bitches being all mother theresa… this chick is a retard…thats why models don’t talk…like is anyone really taking advice from a chick thats been on coke and got fucked in globe trotting orgies half her life? lol for real? wow…

also..i’ve played a couple of great games for the ps3….the new wwe game.. and nhl 09….they both are unreal..so if ur kids like shit..get that…

merry cocksucking xmas motherfuckers…
Bx

25 Nov 2008

so its been a while……

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Pop Culture, WWE