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Bx, ur old friend..is back again..bask in my reflective glory…i have a few new insights into this terrible, twisted, man hating, pro estrogen world we live in..and how we can make it a better place…

#1 fantasia parties…
WHAT THE FUCK…SERIOUSLY… women get together in “parties” and buy dildos and the like… even married women? seriously..u wanna get off..u get a man..i mean sure..buy one to stick in ur ass when ur getting nailed by a guy..but seriously..thats just retarded..is there anything women won’t spend money on…i mean..sex is something virtually any woman can get at any time..so unless ur a serious nympho or u got a hole the size of the grand canyon and need a “mr. fister” u should be ok with a normal male cock.

#2 ….. the super bowl…
it never fails…drama, drama, drama…..now if the lions can make a comeback and win a game? lol ya…they suck worse than the maple leafs..who suck really bad at hockey if anyone didn’t know…

#3…… why so many kids?
why do women feel compelled to have a bastard child even if it was the consequence of a 1 night stand..i cannot comprehend..for the life of me…why u would want to burden ur life forever and decrease the likelyhood that ur kid will grow up well adjusted and a positive addition to society to just follow ur bullshit religious beliefs and not have an abortion????? crazyness i tell ya..

i think everyone needs to listen to this guy..and harden the fuck up…

Bx.

4 Feb 2009

hide-dy ho motherfuckers…..

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Advice, Pop Culture, Sports

So i come across this clip from one of tom cruise’s movies…magnolia, it was from a few years back..great song from aimee mann on there too…wise up…but i digress..

tommy boy steals the show back before he was all wierdo scientologist…and i dunno if u all notice..probably not..that this movie never got talked about alot.. even tho…it won alot of awards..cuz it address certain ” natural and anthropoligical ” issues…. haha

…….respect the cock….

Bx

9 Dec 2008

SEASON’S GREETINGS

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Advice, Movies, Music, Pop Culture, Random Shit

happy holidays heads….or jolly xmas…whatever the fuck?
i dunno what it is about this time of year..but it makes me sick..maybe its cuz of the crazy money laundering of people to buy junk to appease their kids and thus abandon their role as parents…or if its the shrowd of “peace on earth” and “goodwill toward men” bullshit that no one really believes… its quite interesting how shit goes down…

i mean really…have u ever heard if someone commits a crime in the holidays the term, “…and on xmas ( i wont say the religiously biased version of this dispicable holiday thanks) ” SO really? someone stealing a car or murdering a person on or near xmas…that makes it worse??? cuz maybe that person didn’t deserve to die “around xmas” but in february it would have been fine…oh wait..valentines day and black history month (great song by death from above 1979 btw) are in february…so thats no good..how about april? is april ok? hmmm..possibly..cuz theirs just april fools day in april…but the mlb baseball season starts up…actually someone getting off’ed during the baseball playoffs is more relevant to me….ha

also….tyra banks is still being a huge douche…one minute all she tells chicks is how to make urself better ..better for what exactly i dunno…and the next minute she’s hang with prositutes and porn stars and disfigured bitches being all mother theresa… this chick is a retard…thats why models don’t talk…like is anyone really taking advice from a chick thats been on coke and got fucked in globe trotting orgies half her life? lol for real? wow…

also..i’ve played a couple of great games for the ps3….the new wwe game.. and nhl 09….they both are unreal..so if ur kids like shit..get that…

merry cocksucking xmas motherfuckers…
Bx

25 Nov 2008

so its been a while……

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Pop Culture, WWE