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happy holidays heads….or jolly xmas…whatever the fuck?
i dunno what it is about this time of year..but it makes me sick..maybe its cuz of the crazy money laundering of people to buy junk to appease their kids and thus abandon their role as parents…or if its the shrowd of “peace on earth” and “goodwill toward men” bullshit that no one really believes… its quite interesting how shit goes down…

i mean really…have u ever heard if someone commits a crime in the holidays the term, “…and on xmas ( i wont say the religiously biased version of this dispicable holiday thanks) ” SO really? someone stealing a car or murdering a person on or near xmas…that makes it worse??? cuz maybe that person didn’t deserve to die “around xmas” but in february it would have been fine…oh wait..valentines day and black history month (great song by death from above 1979 btw) are in february…so thats no good..how about april? is april ok? hmmm..possibly..cuz theirs just april fools day in april…but the mlb baseball season starts up…actually someone getting off’ed during the baseball playoffs is more relevant to me….ha

also….tyra banks is still being a huge douche…one minute all she tells chicks is how to make urself better ..better for what exactly i dunno…and the next minute she’s hang with prositutes and porn stars and disfigured bitches being all mother theresa… this chick is a retard…thats why models don’t talk…like is anyone really taking advice from a chick thats been on coke and got fucked in globe trotting orgies half her life? lol for real? wow…

also..i’ve played a couple of great games for the ps3….the new wwe game.. and nhl 09….they both are unreal..so if ur kids like shit..get that…

merry cocksucking xmas motherfuckers…
Bx

25 Nov 2008

so its been a while……

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Pop Culture, WWE

ok..so i’m flippin thru the tv channels the other day..and guess what..theres that moron tyra banks on tv again..i dunno how many cocks she inhaled to get that tv show of hers…but wow..she’s a tit..i mean..she’s got some big fat heavy hangers..but she , herself, is a tit… and her head is gone….mangled…i dunno if she even thinks she’s on earth…her show is like listening to a teenage girl talk about her snatch drippin (with blood).. just annoying..

anyway..she has some whores from this show called “the bad girls club” which translated means “get me drunk and fuck my ass ” club…and i say this because this bitch apparently is an ex porn star..her porn name is nikki Carlisle… check out this link to see a clip from bang bros http://www.bangbrosnetwork.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_bangbros/bmf785.html

anyway..this whore gets on tv…and i can’t? all she does is suck dick, ride dick and eat cum like every good bitch should anyway…so she gets on a tv show? ya..whatever…thats not even cool

so anyway..if u use torrent u can download her full video..i am..that slut.. i love it…haha

i gotta go golfing now…nigga childs…later

bx

22 Jul 2008

can u believe this shit?

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit

good day niggaz and niggettes… i am sick as fuck..some little cumwad kid probably touched my coffee cup and gave me kid scabies…i hate those walking disease farms…so 50 bucks later i got some medicine so i can get rid of everyone elses germs that somehow got in my system…and i’ll be back to the muthafuckin lord of the universe status that u have all come to know and love…

SO…having got that off my chest..it was 3:30 am this morning when i was on my way to emergency to get checked out and I heard this country song on the radio…NOW..i do not now, nor ever in the past, present or future, will condone this so called “NEW Country” music, but it wasen’t my car so i didn’t fuck with the radio…anyway..this country music bitch was singing a song about tormenting and basically stalking her ex boyfriend and stating she was “A crazy ex-Girlfriend” …… “A” crazy ex girlfriend? “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” crazy ex girlfriend????  Ok…heres another problem…being “A” crazy ex girlfriend is not something that should be socially acceptable , the song should be called ” I’m Not Fucking Mentally Stable cuz my little WOMAN mind can’t handle being dumped”  and not “A” crazy ex girlfriend…because the majority of women i think that listen to this song think that is an ok way to act..when in reality…they need to be locked up..cuz u know if urs truely stalked an ex-girlfriend i’d be goin to jail real fucking quick…so liberal douchebags in ottawa/washington…do something ya useless tits..

FUCK I HATE PEOPLE

But on a lighter note…the infamous Rowdy Roddy Piper is speaking at a local highschool tonight…supporting his new movie…what a guy the HOT ROD is …He was my idol growing up and I might need to go hear him talk…A guy i know was in his last movie …it was an indy film…but its cool he hangs out in a little shithole town like sarnia or petrolia… way to go HOT ROD…u da man.

So anyway..to summerize.. 1)don’t societally reinforce a crazy bitch’s behaviour thru any media outlet (that means u 2 tyra banks, u hot black ho) and B:(i know i went from 1 to B, thats the joke ya retards hehe)  Rowdy Roddy Piper is a cool shit..

By the way..the detroit lions rock..here’s a pic from the game i went too vs. denver last weekend …peace out fucktardo’s.

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8 Nov 2007

I’m a Crazy Ex-Girlfriend???

Author: blackXmas | Filed under: Random Shit